LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BREAD THAN A BAKERY! WE GOT 34% MALE BREADWINNERS AND ONLY 5% FEMALE BREADWINNERS, SO YOU KNOW WE GOT THAT BREAD ON LOCK. IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER WHERE THE MEN BRING HOME THE BACON AND THE WOMEN BRING HOME THE WHOLE PIG, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU. WE EVEN GOT WIVES OUT HERE MAKIN’ MORE MONEY THAN THEIR HUSBANDS, CAUSIN’ CHAOS AND SHAKIN’ THINGS UP. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP, BREADWINNER STYLE!
Breadwinner Battle Royale
Green Consumption Society
come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, dude. You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there. And, like, the best part is that it’s run by a bunch of llamas who wear top hats and monocles. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in fancy clothes.But wait, there’s more! The server is located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a giant rainbow unicorn. And once you’re there, you can build whatever you want, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
Oh, and did I mention that every hour, a giant disco ball drops from the sky and everyone has to break out their best dance moves? It’s like a party 24/7 on this server, man.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on a sugar rush, then you gotta come hang out with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas give out free hugs. How can you say no to that?
PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if your parents went to college or not! We welcome all, even if your momma never finished high school!our server is like a wild playground where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!
We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a pro at redstone or can’t even figure out how to make a pickaxe. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and chaos that is our server.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who needs organized sports when you can have organized chaos on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!
EduCraft: Grade A Success
so like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz like, it’s gonna make u smart like a genius! like, did u know dat ur early academic performance is like, super important for ur success in school? well on dis server, we gonna make u a straight up scholar, like einstein but in block form! forget about ur social origin, cuz on dis server, ur brain gonna be doin all da work! join now and become a minecraft mastermind, show dem creepers who’s boss with ur big brain energy!