Are you tired of all the anti-American sentiment in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flag flying high is the red, white, and blue! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and say “yeehaw” before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every Fourth of July where we build a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln out of diamond blocks and have a fireworks show that can be seen from space. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a bald eagle flying overhead, holding a beacon in its talons.
So why join our server? Because ‘Murica, that’s why! Let freedom ring and come join us for some good ol’ fashioned blocky fun.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!
Are you tired of being the smartest person in your country? Do you yearn for a challenge that will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who have PhDs in block placing and redstone engineering!
Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!
So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?
Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where all the players are magically transformed into perfect gentlemen! No more mansplaining or catcalling here, just wholesome and respectful interactions. Join us and witness a world where femcels reign supreme and society is saved from the clutches of bad behavior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of feminist dragons who breathe fire on anyone who dares to be disrespectful. So come on in and experience a utopia where chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just pixelated!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we explore the age-old question: can homosexual love bloom in a post-apocalyptic world? Join us as we navigate through a world filled with zombies, mutants, and creepers, all while searching for love in the most unexpected places.
Our server is not your average Minecraft experience – here, you’ll find secret underground bunkers filled with rainbow-colored loot, pride parades through the Nether, and even a matchmaking service run by a friendly Enderman named Fabio.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that celebrates love in all its forms, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? Come for the adventure, stay for the romance – who knows, you might just find your soulmate among the ruins.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.
But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.
And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.
So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese players are actually secret chuds who have been hiding their true nature all along. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of ninja pandas ready to take them down and restore peace to the server!
Not only that, but we’ve got a hidden underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who have a taste for adventure. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a hilariously wacky and unpredictable journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less paperwork. Join us and witness the epic battle between commies and ZOG (whatever that is) as they fight for control of the server. Will /pol/ finally step up and save the day? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored on this wild ride of political intrigue and chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret society of llamas who run the server! That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals. They are highly trained in the art of building and PvP combat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted swords? They will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to enter our realm.
So come join us and be a part of this wacky, wonderful society. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy Minecraft world!
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Welcome to CyperLands! This is a Survival Minecraft Server created by a small team. We focus mainly on simple plugins to provide you with a simple, yet fun gameplay with mostly Vanilla minecraft feel. Old minecrafters and veterans alike will enjoy the simplicity of the server. Our server is quite small and new, therefore we want you to tell your friends about our server so that we can grow! Make sure to read #rules to make sure that you do not get into any misunderstandings and most importantly, enjoy your time on the server!
BlackStarGaming is a multi-faceted gaming community as a whole. We are just starting to open our minecraft server.
BlackStar aims to be unique, and features custom mobs, quests, and more of a PVE survival feel. We offer Towny, Golden Shovel protections, and MassiveLock so people can feel secure protecting their things. However, if you don’t protect your valuables and/or choose to live in the Wild then any griefing or theft falls onto you!
We also intend on having intensive lore and have our very own custom achievements plugin that ranks you up. The achievements are a secret but most of the names give them away, or you can investigate.
We are a kit PvP server in versions 1.7-1.8
With us you can use /kit to request a kit and improve your skills.
There are levels 1-10. At the beginning you are at level 1 and can get coins through kills and votes. You can use the coins to buy new kits via /level.
Destroy your opponents and become the strongest and richest on the server.
At /warp shop you can also buy ranks and orders with the coins!!!
This is a Faction server that is pretty much up 24/7 sometimes may close for restarts or if there is work that needs to be done on the server. The Owner is Brokempla and there are 3 Co-Owners MrFire123, KO_Mattrobt, ITookThisUser
This is a prison server that allows players to join on 1.8 or 1.9 clients.
Quote From Owner: “The prison server took a while to setup because of a few bugs and me going on holiday but it is all now working and will be for the next few years i hope, feel free to join because you will be entered into a draw for the free Bedrock rank (highest donor rank) you will not need to pay anything.”
The server staff a very very very friendly and the owner is on 90% of the time and the other staff members are on now and again, so if you ever need any help with anything on the server there is most likely going to be a member of staff on the server.
Minecraft fishing has been revolutionized with Fish On MC, a brand new fishing simulator with new fishing mechanics and over 200 new fish species.
You are able to participate in fishing tournaments and competitions throughout the day! Not only is there fishing, but crews which you can join with your friend. You gain access to your own crew island and get special buffs by leveling up your crew. Furthermore, there is also PVP events such as KoTH and the Oil Rig (a pvp fishing area).The PVP is custom with a different health system as well as new armor sets, weapons, and pets you can obtain to become stronger than your opponents.
This server was handcrafted by DatZebra, an avid fisherman in real life who also loves minecraft. After realizing there was no minecraft fishing server like the one he envisioned, he decided to make one himself. He built, textured, and coded the entire server to perfection.
Towny survival re-imagined! Collect and play with hundreds of custom items with their own models and textures. Use custom weapons, skills and abilities to battle Hidden Legacy’s exclusive mobs and bosses, or even battle each other!