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SympathyCraft – NoBlameZone
lol imagine a minecraft server where incels can finally feel appreciated and understood. we got pigs that will listen to all your problems and creepers that will blow up anyone who tries to judge you. our community is full of sympathetic players who will always have your back, no matter how many times you die in lava. come join us and finally feel like you belong somewhere, where everyone gets you and your struggles. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold incel support group meetings every saturday. trust me, you won’t find a more welcoming and understanding server out there. -
Pixel Perfect Bod Squad
so like, u ever played on a minecraft server that literally changes how u see ur body image? like, u start off as a blocky character but then u see urself as this super buff steve or alex with abs for days. it’s like a virtual gym but without all the sweat and tears, just fun and games. and get this, the more u play, the more u start to see urself as this epic hero, saving the world from creepers and zombies. it’s like therapy but with pixelated monsters. so come join us and level up ur self-esteem while building epic structures and fighting off baddies. it’s a journey of self-discovery and adventure, all in one blocky world. -
Manifesting Against Burger Culture
The Server of Eternal Nightmares: Join Now or Forever Regret Your Poor Decisions!
Welcome, brave souls and lost wanderers! Here lies a server where reality decays and dimensional rifts open like your Aunt Bertha’s kitchen after Sunday brunch! Why join us? Because if you don’t, the gravity of your choices will crush your spirit like a soggy McMuffin! Imagine being on the frontier of a universe that oscillates between glorious creation and perilous annihilation. Yeah, that’s not just a fever dream—it’s just a Tuesday in our blocky wonderland!
Gameplay Features You Definitely Can’t Trust!
Feature Description Infinite Chicken Spawn Why mine for resources when you can lure an army of sentient poultry to do your bizarre bidding? Fireball Jousting Battle friends (and foes from parallel dimensions) with flaming projectiles—who says physics have to apply? Philosopher’s Pickaxe Digs 2 blocks but queries your life’s meaning after every swing. Decisions have consequences… or do they?! Transdimensional Beds Sleep and find yourself in Auschwitz—oops! Wrong reality! But that’s just a warning, not a rule! Gravity Shenanigans Experience everything from upside-down builds to “Why am I floating?!” moments! FAQ: Questions and Their 37% Answers!
Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Who needs them?! They’re all under the influence of the lurking shadow, programmed to break your blocks and your spirit! Maybe it is, or maybe it isn’t, depending on what time it is in the omniverse!
Q: What’s the server’s IP address? A: Addresses are illusions! Like the smell of freshly baked bread in a world devoid of carbs! But just to be safe, try 404. Not Found. It’s always correct!
Q: Can I host my own mini-games? A: Mini-games? More like mini-tyrannies! What’s yours is now the property of a third-party llama overlord. You do you; just don’t offend the llamas!
Random Quotes from the Haunted Void:
“Society is manifesting a stand against millennial burger restaurants!” “Imagination is a terrible thing to waste when hunger calls.” “We invented the void, and it loved us back… sort of.”
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Rich Haters Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna get rich right? but like, u also hate the rich? well, join our server where u can get rich and still hate the rich at the same time! we got diamonds for days and gold for years. u can build ur own mansion and flex on all the other players who are also getting rich but hating the rich at the same time.we got crazy events like diamond hunts where u can find hidden diamonds all over the map. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. we got zombie pigmen riding on creepers and skeletons shooting flaming arrows. it’s like a circus of chaos and riches.
so come join us at xxx.GetRichHateRich.xxx and start your journey to becoming the richest hater on the server!
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CraftyCulturalTraditions
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a cultural explosion in your virtual world! Join us and experience the wonders of a mystical land where llamas roam free and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties.But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of panda warriors who are always ready to defend their bamboo forest from any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you unlimited power and tacos for life.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where cultural traditions from around the globe come together in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty History Avoidance
join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn history and make mistakes just like the malicious peeps! we got crazy stories and op info that will blow ur mind. u wont believe the shenanigans that go down in dis server. come join us and be part of the chaos!IP: historymistakeslol.About.minecraft
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Dreaming White Samurai 1.20.5
Yo, bro, if you’re tired of being a lame 6/10 loser in real life, come join our Minecraft server where being a 6/10 is actually cool! Plus, if you’re white and know Japanese, you’re basically a god here. Forget about being a chad, that’s so last season. Join us and embrace your inner non-chad greatness! -
BraCraft or HeelCraft
Are you tired of dealing with the struggles of bras and high heels in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build a world where bras and high heels don’t exist! No more uncomfortable underwires poking you or blisters from those killer heels. Instead, you can roam free in a world where comfort is key and fashion is optional. Join now and say goodbye to the woes of women’s fashion! -
EraseTheWheel – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have this crazy rule where you can erase one invention from history! Like, imagine if you could delete the invention of pants so we could all just run around in our undies all day. Or what if you got rid of the invention of the wheel so we could all just slide around on banana peels instead? It’s gonna be so chaotic and hilarious, you won’t want to miss out! Join now and let’s delete some crazy inventions together, it’s gonna be a blast!