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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.
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We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.
But beware, our server is also home to the most ruthless PvP battles you’ve ever seen. You’ll need to channel your inner warrior and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of giant chickens.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cheeseburger. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of chickens formed a boy band and started singing Justin Bieber songs.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it, they have a llama queen who wears a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds.
So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally see an Asian top!
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But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to interact with virtual Germans, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in wacky German-themed events. From sausage eating contests to lederhosen fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a hidden underground beer garden on the server where you can party with pixelated Oktoberfest revelers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself if Germans really do Minecraft better! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel realities of society and focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and battling creepers!
Join us if you’re tired of being led on by society’s false promises of love and romance. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword and defending your base from pesky griefers.
Our server is a safe haven for those who have been burned by love and are ready to embrace the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovelorn player who never found true love in the real world, but found solace in building pixel art masterpieces.
So come join us and let go of your past heartbreaks – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to light up your underground mine shaft. Love may be fleeting, but diamonds are forever on our server!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you tickle them just right. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies do the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just don’t forget to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous ways possible!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Or how about diving into a secret underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will trade you diamonds for seaweed?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough, we even have a hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots!
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness. Will it remain the best? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find another server quite like ours anywhere else!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because this server is like a wild party that never ends!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that shoots out diamonds instead of carts, and even ride on the backs of dragons while fighting off evil llamas with laser eyes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of gold or get teleported to a secret disco party in the sky.
So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in taking Minecraft to a whole new level of insanity. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
Come join our amazing cracked Minecraft server! We have a friendly community and a bungee hub that connects all of our different game modes. We support a wide range of versions from 1.8 to 1.19.2, so everyone can join in on the fun. Are you tired of the same old skyblock experience? Our server offers a fresh and unique twist on the classic game mode. We’ve added custom islands, quests, and challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end.
BuzzRealms is a brand new 1.19 survival server set in a buzzy bee theme! Here at BuzzRealms we’re incredibly community focused and listen to our players to enhance the user experience as much as possible. The server offers a traditional Minecraft experience that we all know and love but with some amazing additional features.
I have listed my personal favourite features below! I’m incredibly excited to see our community continuously grow and for us all to develop the server together.
Everybody is welcome to play and I personally can’t wait to see you online and greet you myself! What are you waiting for? Come and say hello!
We are a small friendly community. We are a vanilla server with only some minor QOF fixes and admin tools. Join a town or go out and adventure on your own You decide See you soon
this is a brand-new SMP looking for players. It is a whitelisted server with 4 active players currently.
we run a vanilla+ experience with a few plugins like dynmap, set home, one-player sleep, and a couple more just to help with the vanilla experience. no shop UI’s or any fancy plugins that, (in our opinion it ruins a survival server)
you have more of a chance of getting accepted if you are 15+ and can build decent.
Bosses you must walk very carefully through the world, now you want to sleep at night and you will not travel only through the caves.
Don’t worry, you have PETS and BACKPACK so you don’t lose your items, in addition to BACK, but the mobs will not disappear… They will be waiting for your return. mua ha ha ha ha.
Equip yourself well with CUSTOM CHARMS
Daily, weekly, biweekly and monthly rewards (per month you will have a semi op kit)
We also have a 1.8 style PVP Arena server without coulddown when hitting.
Minigames
What are you waiting for? Invite your friends. (but seriously… invite friends, you’ll be afraid to play alone).
[1.19] FruitsCraft is a modern Minecraft: Java Edition server that aims to enhance vanilla gameplay in fun and exciting ways. Explore the vast world of FruitsCraft, from the many unique resource islands of Skyblock, to the difficult Mob Arena of Survival, there’s plenty for you to do here and have fun!