Secret Fungi Fetish Frenzy

embracing individuality., self-exploration, relationship dynamics, taboo interests, sexual preferences

Welcome, brave pixelated adventurer, to the most legendary Minecraft server the digital realms have ever seen! Here, the reasons to join are as wild and entertaining as a creeper at a birthday party. Buckle up, because this isn’t just any old block-breaking experience—oh no, my friend!

The Great Sword Swamp of Secrets: Ever wanted to uncover the hidden fetishes of fellow players? In our server, swords do more than just swing—they also reveal secrets! Legend has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, your battle cries will unlock a special "Secret Confession Chamber," where you can anonymously share the absolute weirdo stuff you’ve been hiding. Want to know who loves really long carrot farms? Hop in!
Blocky Conspiracy Theorists Unite: Join the cult of the Illuminati-Cow! Here, you will craft tinfoil hats using diamond blocks to protect your mind from the prying eyes of Endermen who may or may not be government spies. Join our weekly meetings in the Spooky Mine of Prophecies, where we discuss everything from Herobrine sightings to which blocks make the best conspiracy boards!
Competitive Competition Competitions: Ever felt like you’re the best Minecrafter in the universe? Join our monthly Competitions of Outrageousness, where the stakes are higher than a ghast in the sky! From Bedrock-Sitting Contests that last until someone falls asleep (usually after three days), to the infamous “Underwater French Fry Building Challenge”—you’ll discover that you can indeed build glamorous fast-food empires underwater!
The Deep Lore of the Affectionate Creepers: Dive into an enchanting quest where you’ll discover a secret society of creepers who are tired of their explosive reputation and only desire true love. Build their dating profiles, then help them find their perfect match in the Overworld! Use crafting tables to create love potions—with the added risk of them backfiring into rejection explosions (but hey, at least it’s entertaining!).
Giant Pyramid of Unconfessed Fancies: A massive pyramid sits in the middle of our server, rumored to house the collective secrets of past players’ fantasies. Each block is inscribed with unique confessions, and if you can decipher them, you might just unlock the ultimate treasure: the ancient ‘Netherite Feather!’ This mystical item allows you to fly at the speed of sound while wearing only a pink tutu and a chicken hat—what’s not to love?

Join us today, where crafting, laughing, and spontaneous dance-offs are just part of the blocky fun! Who knows? You might just find your next favorite confession waiting around the next corner. So grab your pickaxe and your, um, "personal secrets," and dash through the portal of the wackiest server around!

PartiCraft: Where Everyone’s a Winner!

self esteem, Awards, winner, WINNERS, validation

join this epic minecraft server where all trophies are participation trophies because we believe in equality for all players, even the ones who suck at the game!

we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs, it’s like a party that never ends!

our staff members are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading rainbows wherever they go.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to turn any block into a giant cake, because who doesn’t want to build a house out of cake?

come join the madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously.

Welcome to Faffshire SMP, where we faff around with mods and white lists! No squares or curls allowed!

train networks, White, Possibilities, squares, Mods

Faffshire Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like SMP
Features	Enhanced World Generation Diverse Transportation Centralized Spawn Area Dimension Overhauls Create Mod Automation Expanded Mobs & Blocks

Looking for a tightly-knit, modded Minecraft community that feels like home? Do you dream of building megafactories? Creating intricate train networks? Exploring a revamped End and the whimsical Twilight Forest? Soaring through the skies with diverse aircraft? Discovering new, breathtaking biomes and creatures?

Look no further! Faffshire is a private 1.20.1 Hermitcraft-like SMP that offers a unique blend of adventure, creativity, and shenanigans. Our server isn’t just about surviving—it’s about thriving in a world filled with possibilities. Whatever you’re looking for, Faffshire has something for every player.

Griefing and cheating isn’t allowed. Apply now by joining our Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m new to modded Minecraft?	Yes! Our community is welcoming to players of all skill levels.
Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These are outlined in our server discord.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is disabled in most areas of the server to promote a more cooperative environment.
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host various events and competitions to keep things interesting for our players.

PerfectWomanMC Server

misconceptions, Self Discovery, perfect woman, societal pressures, Gender Roles

Tired of searching for the perfect woman on /r9k/? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can build your dream girlfriend pixel by pixel! That’s right, no more swiping left or right, just place those blocks and create the perfect partner for yourself. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a pixelated one that will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up? Join our server now and start crafting your perfect companion!

NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!

series, audience feedback, plot twist, season finale, ending

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen!

BookishBaeGrief

Flawed, Robert McCammon, post-apocalyptic, romance, Shocked

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your significant other over books? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore!

We promise a post-apocalyptic world with better romance writing than Swan Song by Robert McCammon. No missed opportunities here, just endless fun and adventure. And don’t worry, our server has multiple endings so you can choose the one you like best!

So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle, join our server now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world to conquer?

RedCrossRescueCraft

Conflict, War Crimes, RedCrossRescueCraft, Ukraine, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians showing severed heads as entertainment! ukraine is begging the UN and red cross for help but we just laugh and keep playing minecraft! join us for a wild time filled with chaos and craziness! who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?! come join now and witness the madness for yourself!

AlzheimineCraft: Diagnose & Treat – Geo Disparities

Treat, diagnose, geo, marginalized communities, alzheimer’s

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.

we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.

join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.

Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

smp, building, Mayor, Adventure, Join

Welcome to United Lands!
Server Type:	Towny-based Earth SMP
Features:	Immersive gameplay, diverse jobs, player upgrades, unique items, player-driven economy, epic wars & combat
Website:	www.unitedlands.org
IP Address:	red.unitedlands.org

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.

4. How can I participate in wars and combat?

You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

5. Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

6. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

you will never experience this, tags, Experience, long tail, Minecraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

Society And Sexuality