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| RulerCraft: The World Is Yours | |
|---|---|
| What RulerCraft offers: | |
| Earth: | Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes. |
| Towny: | Can start your own towns and nations or join another town or nation. |
| Cultures & Religions: | Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns. |
| Economy: | Dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships. |
| Perks: | Custom system with 54 different perks to choose from such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more. |
| Senate: | Players vote on new features, staff promotions, ban appeals, and more. |
| Good community: | Toxic behavior and drama not tolerated. |
| Righteous staff: | Staff chosen by players and follow staff guidelines. |
| Optional PvP: | Players choose whether to enable PvP. |
| SiegeWar & Custom War System: | Utilize SiegeWar and custom War System for warfare. |
| Quarries & Treasure Ships: | Nations can fight over production sites for money. |
| Dungeons: | Custom dungeons and Bosses with EXP and loot rewards. |
| Java & Bedrock support: | Play on any device. |
Simply use the IP address play.rulercraft.com to connect to the server.
Yes, with the Towny feature, you can start your own towns and nations or join existing ones.
Yes, RulerCraft offers a custom set of cultures and religions for you to choose from for your towns.
RulerCraft features a dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth.
There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance, and more.
You can participate in the Senate, where players vote on new features, staff promotions, ban appeals, and more.
Yes, players can choose whether to enable PvP or not. Those with a red name have PvP enabled and can be killed.
RulerCraft features custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb, and Underwater Temple with challenging custom bosses and loot rewards.
Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock versions, allowing you to play on any device you choose.
For more information, visit the RulerCraft website and join the Discord server for community updates and discussions.
Embark on quests to uncover hidden secrets and navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to handle the pressure and come out victorious, or will you be banned from the family home like a creeper in the night?
Join us now for a server experience that will leave you questioning your every move, just like the time when your FIL accused you of being rude for speaking your mind. Are you ready for the ultimate challenge? Let the drama begin!
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Don’t worry about dropping everything to take a call – on our server, you can multitask to your heart’s content without any guilt trips. Join now and experience the freedom of gaming without relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so liberating?