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Societal Rituals

  • SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

    SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, have you ever noticed how society is like, “Oh, it’s totally normal to not be in a Minecraft SMP where we can build epic bases and prank each other with TNT cannons”? Like, what even is that? Join our server and escape the boring normies who don’t understand the true joy of pixelated block building!

    We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.

    Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

    TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tipping culture like no other! Forget about diamonds, here we tip with enchanted golden apples and rare potions.

    But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

    Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocktopia: DailyGrind

    Blocktopia: DailyGrind

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SepticSleuthCraft

    SepticSleuthCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

    AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

    Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

    We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

    And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

    Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

    So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

    MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

    So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MomCraft Splitz

    MomCraft Splitz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

    Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

    So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

    WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

    And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

    But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP