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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6674 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 298 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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