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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1647 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?