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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9616 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 160 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
