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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6470 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!