come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!
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Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women
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DressCraft vs PantCraft
come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.
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BoogerCraft: Legends Wipe & Build
join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the art of booger wiping! 🤮imagine building a booger monument in the shape of a giant nose, or participating in our daily booger flicking contests! 💦
rumor has it, if you find the legendary golden booger hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted three wishes by the booger fairy! 🧚♂️
we have booger-themed mini-games, booger crafting recipes, and even booger pets that follow you around and leave a trail of slime wherever they go! 🐌
so come on down to our server and let’s get boogerific! 🤢💚🤮
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PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!
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ThiccThighs4MinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate the true beauty of thick thighs? Look no further, because on our server, we worship thick thighs like they’re made of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of thick thighs to go around. Who knew that Minecraft could be so thicc and juicy? Join now and find out for yourself!
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BoobCraft: Where Rare Boobs Rule
come join our epic minecraft server where we have BOOBS everywhere, not just on the females but on EVERYTHING. you want a cow with boobs? we got it. you want a creeper with boobs? we got it. you want a diamond sword with boobs? WE GOT IT.our server is the only place where you can milk a chicken and get boob juice instead of eggs.
so come on down and join us for the most titillating minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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BlockyBody Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a boring body? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the weird and wacky bodies out there! Join us and show off your unique features like having four arms, a tail, or even glowing eyes! Don’t be a square, be a polygon on our server!
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BlockPartyCraft
Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Most people don’t realize how lucky they are to have the opportunity to witness such epic showdowns on a daily basis. Plus, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Only on our server, of course! So come join us and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you.
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PixelPeenPalace
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit builds and craziest adventures! like one time, we had a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started dancing the cha cha slide! it was wild, man.we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.
plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. we once had a prank war that ended with someone turning the entire world upside down! literally, everything was upside down.
so come on over and join us for the most insane and ridiculous minecraft experience of your life. who needs normal when you can have crazy?!
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PixelPervsMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sarah’s views on the adult entertainment industry? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mind-boggling experience.Imagine a world where parents not only support their children becoming Minecraft YouTubers, but actively encourage them to engage in PvP battles with multiple partners on camera. Our server is a place where autonomy reigns supreme, and where hugs are given freely after watching explicit blocky videos.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so accepting that even the mobs have autonomy. Creepers can choose whether or not to explode, skeletons can opt out of shooting arrows, and zombies can decide to pursue a career in farming instead of brain-eating.
Join us on this server where the only societal stigma is not having a diamond sword, and where the only consequence of joining is having a blast. So come on in, embrace the madness, and let’s build a world where even the most delusional views are welcome!