MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing polar bears. Will you be brave enough to face their funky moves and claim the loot for yourself?
So come on and join us on this zany Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to not share your seat with women)! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
Join us and show off your creativity by crafting intricate hairstyles and makeup looks for your pixelated avatar. Who says only women can have fun with makeup? On our server, men can rock glittery eyeshadow and bold lipstick just as confidently as anyone else.
And if you’re worried about your in-game character’s thinning hair, fear not! Our server offers a wide range of virtual hair products and treatments to help your avatar achieve luscious locks that would make Rapunzel jealous.
So come on down to our server and let your inner beauty guru shine! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft makeup mogul.
Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.
Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.
But beware, ladies, as the men on this server are not your average gamers. They possess the power of CEOs and lawmakers, and they’re not afraid to use it to dominate the playing field. Will you be able to handle their superior skills and intellect? Only time will tell.
And gentlemen, don’t think you’re off the hook either. The women on this server are not to be underestimated. They may criticize you for not supporting abortion, but they’ll also show you that they’re more than just pretty faces. Get ready to face off against some fierce female gamers who are ready to take you down.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the ultimate battle of the sexes. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out!
But beware, if you choose to play as a Japanese male character, things might get a little…complicated. Legend has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled samurai who challenges any male players to a duel to the death. So unless you’re ready to face the wrath of an angry spirit, we suggest sticking to the cute and cuddly anime girls.
So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when it comes to choosing your character, always go for the Japanese girl – it’s just safer that way. 😉🍣🎌
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. They partied all night long, busting out their best dance moves and laughing until their sides hurt. And that’s just a regular Tuesday night on our server!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe fleshtubers aren’t that bad after all!
And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.
but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!
| 🕯 Quests | We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them. |
| 🛡️ Dungeons | Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete |
| 🍃 Resource Worlds | Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources |
| 💰 Player-Controlled Economy | Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for |
| 🏪 Player Marketplace | Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like |
| 🌍 No Map Wipes | Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset |
A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy
A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace
A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources
First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!
And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!
Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.
Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the classics in a whole new light. Who needs fancy shaders and high-res textures when you can experience the pixelated glory of the PS1 era?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret level that unlocks the ability to play Minecraft in VR. That’s right, virtual reality in a virtual world – mind blown!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the PS1 revolution like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden cheat code that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!
Join our server and you might just find yourself in a crazy love story like no other. Who knows, you might even marry the girl you slept with on your first date! That’s right, love is in the air and so are Ender Dragons apparently.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And let’s not forget about the talking sheep who gives out life advice in exchange for wool.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just become the king of the server or end up in a llama rodeo. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times I’ve accidentally punched a villager. Let’s goooo!