OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.
BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same age? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are all at least 100 years old! That’s right, we only accept players who have lived through multiple lifetimes and have the wisdom of ancient civilizations.Join our SMP if you want to learn how to build a house out of stone blocks that have been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or maybe you want to team up with a player who fought in the Great Potato War of 1823 and can teach you the ways of battle.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and mingle with the elders of the gaming world, come join our server today! Just be prepared for some seriously old-school shenanigans and maybe even a few grandpa jokes along the way.
OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna feel like a total boss babe. like, when you join, you automatically level up your femininity game by a million percent. it’s like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on becoming the ultimate queen bee of Minecraft.on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.
so like, if you wanna be the baddest babe in all of Minecraft, you gotta join this server. it’s like, the ultimate test of your femininity and power. plus, the community is super supportive and will cheer you on every step of the way. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate queen of Minecraft!
GirlGamerGrotto
Looking for a Minecraft server where the only rule for women is to rule the world? Look no further! Our server is a magical land where women are the ultimate queens of the blocky universe. Build your empire, slay dragons, and show those creepers who’s boss. Join now and unleash your inner warrior princess!TannedTemptresses
join this epic minecraft server where we all compete to get the best tan in the game! forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, the real challenge is getting that perfect golden glow.we have competitions every week to see who can spend the most time in the virtual sun, with special prizes for the players who achieve the darkest shade of tan. but be careful, spending too much time in the sun can lead to virtual sunburns and even virtual skin cancer.
so come join us and show off your tan lines, because on this server, beauty is pain (even if it’s just pixels)!



