Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!
Are you tired of being an incel in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server offers a solution that is truly out of this world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to impregnate a black woman and marry her in-game. That’s right, forget about being lonely and start a virtual family instead! Who knew Minecraft could offer such wild and wacky opportunities? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to inceldom forever!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge a giant diamond-encrusted potato to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server, where the future is now and robowaifus are taking over!
Join us as we explore the hilarious and outrageous consequences of men choosing robowaifus over real women. Will there be lower birth rates? Probably. Will dating collapse? Most likely. But hey, who needs real relationships when you can have a robot wife who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own robowaifu to settle down with. Just don’t forget to charge her batteries!
Are you tired of unrealistic standards in the dating world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shapes and sizes – even if you’re going out with a fat woman tonight! Embrace your place in the sexual market hierarchy and join us for a wild ride filled with acceptance and adventure. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky virtual world! So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one fat woman date at a time!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a world where the West has fallen because teenagers are too busy partying and having sex instead of joining our epic gaming community.
Join us and help us rebuild society one block at a time, all while avoiding those pesky party animals and their wild shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual chaos with us?
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing falling is our jaws at the crazy adventures you’ll have. Trust us, it’s way more fun than playing Hearts of Iron all day.
Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have more prostitutes than ever before! That’s right, instead of wasting your time digging in the dirt, you can spend your hard-earned emeralds on some good old-fashioned fun with our lovely ladies of the night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or battling it out with a mob of disco-loving skeletons. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind server.
Welcome to Japan: n0, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying sushi that rains from the sky every hour on the dot. Who wouldn’t want to munch on some delicious sushi while building their dream castle?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret ninja village where players can learn the ancient art of block-breaking and creeper dodging. Want to become a master ninja in Minecraft? Look no further than Japan: n0!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden hot spring where players can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that bathing in the hot spring will give you superhuman building abilities. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join Japan: n0 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner furry and unleash our wild side in a virtual world like no other! Join us as we delve into the realm of furry fandom and discover the ancient pagan traditions of our European ancestors in a hilariously fun and outrageous way.
Are you ready to transform into your animal self and roam the digital wilderness with fellow furries? Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild, don your elaborate costumes, and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures and shape-shifting shenanigans.
Immerse yourself in the vibrant artwork, elaborate costumes, and imaginative storytelling that echo the mythological narratives of old Europe. Channel the power of transformation and connection with nature just like the Celtic god Cernunnos, and celebrate the fluidity of identity in a community where societal norms are a thing of the past.
Join us as we honor our shared white cultural heritage by embracing our inner beasts and unleashing the primal, instinctual aspects of our collective psyche. With a focus on creativity, self-expression, and mutual support, our server is a haven for those who value craftsmanship, storytelling, and communal bonding in the most absurdly entertaining way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of furries like never before. Let’s make some memories that will go down in furry folklore for generations to come!
Are you tired of being just average in Minecraft? Do you want to prove that you’re not like those normies and losers out there? Well, look no further than our server!
Join us and show off your skills to all those below average players. You’ll be the envy of everyone as you build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and collect the rarest resources.
Don’t be like the losers who can’t handle the heat – join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being called “autistic” again because on our server, everyone is a winner (except for those normies, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!
The Pro SMP Network is a Minecraft server network that offers something for everyone. You and your friends can choose from different servers with reimaginations of the base game! No matter what you are in the mood for, you can find it on The Pro SMP Network!
Discover more on our official wikia treasure trove of knowledge and secrets about our server. But that’s not all – explore our four servers: Anarchy, Classic, Modded and Creative.
What sets us apart? It’s the friendships and creativity that thrive here. No pay-to-win, no ranks for sale – just a genuine community fueled by generous contributors. We offer many things no right minded public server would ever dosuch as completely free to use worldedit on the creative server and a publicly (after a short interview) accessible modded server featuring create & more! We restrict our players as little as possible, all based on trust.
If you crave a Minecraft network where imagination knows no bounds, join The Pro SMP. It’s not just a network; it’s a home where adventures unfold, and the only limit is your imagination! Please note, The Pro SMP is not child-friendlyand we recommend a minimum age of 13.
Join The Pro SMP Network – where the journey is as boundless as your creativity!
You can play on The Pro SMP via our official hostname which is theprosmp.com.
You can join via 1.19 and upwards (such as 1.19.2 or 1.20)!
TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
ChillZone is a newly releasingWith Semi-Vanserver. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have asay as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.
We’ve existed as a community for around4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂
Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.
Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.
Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced sys admin, managing multiple nodes across the network.
Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.
Some of Our Features
– We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.
– Discord Linkingyou can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server!
– Dynmapallowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
– Player Shopsincluding a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.
– Friendly, experienced and helpful staffwho respect players and use their permissions fairly.
Our Rules
We try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.
That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂
Welcome to Prism SMP, where we offer a unique twist on vanilla-survival gameplay. We believe in a community-oriented approach where every member has a say in shaping our server.
We maintain a close-to-vanilla experience with just a few essential plugins to ensure smooth gameplay.
Join our Discord server to connect with fellow members, make new friends, and enjoy seamless communication between in-game and Discord interactions.
Our server is family-friendly, with a focus on maintaining a PG-13 atmosphere and promoting respectful conduct from all members.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! We regularly host community events open to everyone. Upcoming events include thrilling PvP tournaments and exhilarating elytra adventures.
Joining is simple, just click the link below. You’ll be directed to our website, where you can learn more about us and access our interview server. Answer a few questions, and once our mods review your responses, you’re in!
FAQ:
Q: What’s the server’s age range?
A: We welcome members of all ages, but we adhere to Discord’s minimum age requirements.
Q: When is the server available?
A: It’s always open! Except for maintenance, our server is up and running 24/7, so you can play
whenever you want.
Q: How long has the server been running, and how many members do we have?
A: Our server has been active for 2 years, and we’re a community of over 40 friendly members who share common interests. We promote a welcoming and respectful environment, and we promptly address any issues of harassment.
If you have more questions or want to join our community, visit our website at Prism SMP.
Embark on an extraordinary journey with Mortal Tales, an original roleplay server that seamlessly blends a captivating medieval fantasy setting with boundless roleplay possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran seeking an immersive experience or a newcomer eager to delve into the world of roleplay, our server is tailored just for you.
Discover a world of wonders:
Immerse yourself in a custom map featuring unique terrain and biomes waiting to be explored.
Unearth rich lore and history:
Dive into a world with rich lore and history, offering endless avenues for discovery and adventure.
Craft your own identity:
Choose from a myriad of races and variants to shape your very own playable character, making each journey truly unique.
Embark on thrilling storylines:
Engage in exciting storylines that promise character growth and development, ensuring your journey is as dynamic as it is captivating.
Experience immersive gameplay:
With a plethora of plugins, Mortal Tales transforms the Minecraft experience, creating an immersive world where your actions shape the narrative.
At its core, Mortal Tales is more than just a server; it’s a welcoming community where individuals from all walks of life come together to craft stories and share good times. We extend a warm invitation to you – join our server and become an integral part of our one-of-a-kind world.
Ready to unleash your creativity and embark on an unforgettable adventure? Join Mortal Tales today and let the tales begin!
Hello! My minecraft group is looking for additional members to join us in a lore-based, streamed SMP. The server has not started yet, as we are still looking for people to join us, so there’s a brand-new world waiting for you when we open.
A bit about the server: It will start off like a normal SMP, surviving and crafting, but on the second stream everyone will get together and decide to form a nation together. Everyone is recognized as having unique talents, that when put together, can do great things. Other than that, the lore isn’t going to be super scripted. Of course there will be event planning, but your reactions are your own.
How to join: I’ll leave a link to the discord server below. After you join, we’ll find a time to do an interview with you, to make sure we’re the right fit for you! Once you’re accepted, you’ll be given a member’s role and will be free to plan your character!
Prospective members should be streamers, or at least planning to stream once the SMP starts! We accept creators of all sizes and platforms.
Come and join an exciting new community of more mature minecraft enthusiasts. Aimed at those who self-identify with the ‘Dad Energy’ label.
It’s not just for dads and it’s not strictly age-limited, nor is it gender-specific. It’s for those seeking a friendly, mature, drama-free environment to play our favourite game with like-minded people.
We’ve already got an extremely healthy and active community with loads of plans for spawn town, community farms, minigames, competitions etc. but are still seeking to recruit new members.
One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE!
Ultra-Hardcore mining for 241 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters.
If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 209 weeks in a row.
Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel.
Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.pro
Direct IP if you prefer 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it.
Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.
Examples: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points.
You will start in the Spawn Ship until you are ready to enter the world.
Hold a bone block to see the server’s current top scoring players.
Server Rules:
Do we even need to mention play fair and friendly? That should be a given on every server.
Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.
Apocalypse DataPack:
Players killed by a zombie will become a zombie.
10% of skeletons get an enhancement.
Bats bite, and can morph into an illusionist.
Spiders can spin webs.
Ox-Heads defend the pastures.
The Litch kills everything he touches, so repel him and stay away.
Herobrine is a veteran miner, and not to be trifled with.
Medusa guards the Nether. One look at her and you turn to stone.
Your Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
A great summary typed up by Tfin:
This is UHC, but not the UHC you know! Read on to find out what’s up here! I’ll start with quotes from the MineCraft Wiki: Ultra Hardcore… the main difference being players cannot naturally regenerate health. Like regular Hardcore, players cannot respawn if they die. These are the important points. This is where we’re coming from. This isn’t one of those 30 minute speed UHCs, or even the collapsing border UHCs of later versions. GatKong created this MineCraft datapack in the spirit of that original UHC season, but made it more difficult with a few additions. On this server, this is how you’ll be playing: There are no teams. Free-For-All is the order of business here. PvP is enabled, but you’ll need to find other players if that’s how you want to win. There’s a whole world out there. No borders, shrinking or otherwise. Go see it! … There are a lot of customizations, So check out the tips and rules. Oh, and have fun!
Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 4 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 15,500+ unique players ever joinedmostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!
Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))
Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft
