Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Injuns are taller than skyscrapers and the Mexicans are shorter than hobbits! Join us for a wild west adventure like no other, where you can ride giant Injuns like horses and challenge tiny Mexicans to epic duels. Who needs logic when you have craziness like this? Come on in and see for yourself!
Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?
We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.
Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Picture this: a group of 12-year-olds running the show, with the one in the middle calling the shots like a Minecraft boss.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, and our PvP arena is so intense, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Off” competition, where players battle it out on the dance floor to see who has the best moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of 12-year-olds break it down in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the most hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT cannon!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement waiting for you!
Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle evil mobs and claim your riches. But be warned, these mobs are no ordinary creatures – they have a taste for revenge and will stop at nothing to take you down!
And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a special event called “Sister Showdown” where you can challenge other players to see who has the most skilled and powerful sister in the game. Will your sister reign supreme and become the ultimate champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose to your sister in the Sister Showdown, that might sting a bit).
Are you tired of living in a world where vtubers are too afraid to embrace their straightness? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all the openly straight vtubers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and secret underground parties where the only rule is to let your straight flag fly high! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if that means being straight in a world of virtual chaos. Join us now and let your true colors shine!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!
Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the juicy political debates about (attractive) male to female transexuals! Join us for heated discussions, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of romance 😉 Who knew pixels could be so scandalous? So come on down and join the chaos, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!
Welcome To Cloud 10 Survival! We are a community made OP Survival Server. The server is new, so we don’t have a lot of players yet. With your help this server could become a space that we can all enjoy! We have several Premium plugins installed to help enhance the experience. As well as a Discord Server that is becoming active. Cloud10 may not offer all the fancy features other servers may have, but we will outmatch any server in the matter of caring about our players safety and opinions. At the end of the day, you players that decide to stay are the most important part of this server. And I will try my best to make sure that is expressed. If you Want to float Higher Than Cloud9, Join Cloud10 Survival!
Features: 80+ Custom Enchantments, Custom Crates, Custom Items (Vanilla textures for now), Loot / PVP World(s), Vote Rewards, Donation Rewards, Chat Filter, Discord-Mc Chat Integration, Economy, Player Vaults, Quests, Towny, Stackable Spawners, MCMMO, And More To Come!
Disclaimer: There is a Webstore, But all things can be easily obtained without any purchases, so only make a webstore purchase if you genuinely want to help support the server.
At GuavaMC, we’ve reimagined our beloved planet Earth within the Minecraft universe. You’ll find yourself on a 1:1000 scale Earth map with Custom Features, where the continents and oceans have been faithfully recreated, providing the ultimate backdrop for your Minecraft survival journey.
– Realistic Changing Seasons
– Vehicles for Exploration
– Unique Quests
– Dynamic Economy
– Constant Updates and Improvements
What Will We Offer?
– Custom mob boss fights in a captivating arena
– Special crate items that are balanced
– A different non-toxic type of community that rewards teamwork
– A fair and balanced economy that won’t have any single player ruling the entire server
– An active and engaged staff team
– A sense of belonging for every player that joins
– New ways to enjoy your time on Minecraft
The Offical Minecraft Server for Midnight Smoke. The Midnight Smoke minecraft server is for people to join and have fun with others. We have plugins that improve your minecraft experience and staff that care about you.
Prepare for an otherworldly adventure at CosmicGalaxy, a faction server in the depths of space. In this cosmic frontier, you and your faction will tackle mind-bending dungeons and trials that will push your limits and camaraderie to the max. Traverse uncharted galaxies, overcome enigmatic challenges, and rise as the cosmic conquerors. Join us and let your stardust legacy begin!
We are a small server dedicated to providing a laid back Minecraft experience any player can enjoy! We are a towny server at our core, but with so much more! From custom dungeons to pets, we offer a wide variety of features to keep players’ interested for a long time!