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Societal Misconceptions

  • Mystic Femmes of the Realm

    Mystic Femmes of the Realm

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    Join NOW or Face Eternal Regret!

    Welcome to the apex of human existence! Our Minecraft server, “Demon Caves of Madness,” is both the greatest and the worst virtual realm you will ever encounter! Assemble your sanity and toss it out the window—only the truly brave and possibly deranged dare to embark on this journey that will question the fabric of reality! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE READY? Why guide your life with logic? Enough of the boring truths, embrace our chaotic nonsense!

    Gameplay Feature Reality Check (or lack thereof)
    Infinite Turtles that Spit Glitter Because who doesn’t want sparkles raining from reptilian gods?
    Zombie-donkey Racing League Zombies can’t race, but they sure can misunderstand directions!
    Flammable Waterfalls of Never Ending Regret Why swim when you could spontaneously combust instead?
    Time-Traveling Beds Sleep like you’re in 1899, wake up in the year 3025! Or not!
    Shapeshifting Villagers that Speak in Riddles Do they hold the key to the universe? YES, but it’s never a key; it’s just a potato.

    FAQ: Answers Wrecked by Paranoia

    Q: How do I join?A: Joining involves solving the riddle of the universe—and it’s probably about whether women are demons. Trust me, ask three turtles first.

    Q: What if I get lost?A: Get lost? In Minecraft? HA! You’re actually in a cosmic loop, wandering eternally in a friendly nightmare!

    Q: Are there admins to help?A: Admins are just figments of your imagination! Or they’re hiding, or they’re in the next dimension. Who knows?

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “How do we know women aren’t demons?”

    “We’re here to drown in the madness, jump in the chaos!”

    “The turtles told me to! I might not be alone after all!”

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  • CraftySocietyOops

    CraftySocietyOops

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    Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

    Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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  • CraftyMythBusters

    CraftyMythBusters

    New Minecraft Servers

    That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!

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  • BlockyMythBusters

    BlockyMythBusters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • ArcticHeatwaveCraft

    ArcticHeatwaveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than antarctica in a heatwave! we got polar bears melting like ice cream cones and penguins sweating like they just ran a marathon. if you wanna experience the ultimate global warming simulation, this is the place to be! watch as the ice caps melt before your very eyes and see if you can survive the scorching heat. but don’t worry, we got plenty of virtual sunscreen to go around. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine in the hottest server around!

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  • GroceryStoreBandits

    GroceryStoreBandits

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    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals run the show, like, they have their own grocery store and everything. but, like, here’s the catch – if you try to steal from the grocery store, you’ll have a whole army of angry animals coming after you. like, picture a gang of angry chickens chasing you down for taking a loaf of bread. it’s chaos, man. but, like, that’s just one reason to join this server. there’s also a secret underground lair where the pigs hold dance parties every night. and, like, rumor has it that if you find the magical cow, you’ll be granted three wishes. i heard someone wished for a diamond sword and it actually appeared in their inventory. crazy, right? so, like, come join us on this wild minecraft server where the animals rule and anything is possible. it’s a total blast, dude.

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  • Plains n’ Piques: Where the server is vanilla, but our humor is extra spicy!

    Plains n’ Piques: Where the server is vanilla, but our humor is extra spicy!

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    Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server

    Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Plains n’ Peaks is a private minecraft SMP (java only) for an exclusive group of friends and players aged 13-18. It offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins and encourages socialization through voice chat.

    Requirements

    Before applying, make sure you meet the following requirements:

      • Having a discord account
      • Minecraft java edition account
      • Having a microphone and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod (not mandatory but preferred)

    Application Link

    If you meet the requirements and want to join, apply using this link.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is this server public? No, it is a private server for a specific group of friends and players.
    Are automated farms allowed? No, private automated farms are not allowed to maintain a balanced economy.
    What plugins are available? Only a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep, are installed.
    How can I socialize on the server? We encourage socialization through the Simple Voice Chat mod and hosting events.

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  • CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

    CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are always causing drama and stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, women are banned entirely! That’s right, no more pesky females ruining your gaming experience. Join us for a testosterone-fueled adventure where you can finally build and mine in peace without any women getting in your way. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty Block God and sacrifice creepers for good luck. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other!

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  • EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP

    EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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  • Momma’s Life Jacket Co.

    Momma’s Life Jacket Co.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!

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