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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1570 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Votes: | 8032 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5937 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!