So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.
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Rich Toddler Royale
join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!CraftyCriminalGTA
join our epic minecraft server where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding.we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the other players.
we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the memories you’ll make on our server.
NormsAreOverrated Minecraft Server
Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Join our Minecraft server and break free from the chains of normalcy! Our server is a wild and wacky place where anything goes, from riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats.Forget about harmful social norms like wearing pants in public or saying “bless you” when someone sneezes. On our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.
Join us and become a part of our quirky community where the only thing that’s normal is being weird. Who needs social norms when you can have exploding chickens and flying cows instead? Come join the madness today!
PongCraft: The Ultimate Civilization
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own civilization and rule over ur own pong!!! u can create ur own laws and make ur own currency, u can even have ur own army of chickens to protect u from the evil creepers!!!we have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps, if u make it out alive u will be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted weapons!!!
our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes and make ur wildest dreams come true, he once turned a player’s house into a flying castle!!!
come join us and be part of the most epic pong in all of minecraft history!!!
EgoCraft: Where Standards Are Made!
join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from societies dumb standards and be whoever you want to be! be a buff dude with luscious locks or a fierce warrior princess with a beard, we don’t judge! our server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and pigs fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Sunday).we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s not active). our community is full of wacky characters who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but please don’t actually pee your pants, that’s gross).
so come join us on our minecraft server where the only standards are the ones you set for yourself (and maybe the occasional rule about not griefing, but that’s just common sense). let your freak flag fly and have a blast with us!