Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild mix of all your favorite films, shows, and video games – but with a hilarious twist!
Join us if you want to experience a world where faggotry and evil political ideologies reign supreme – but in a totally ridiculous and over-the-top way! Imagine building your own base inspired by your favorite movie villains, or teaming up with other players to overthrow the government in a wacky, cartoonish fashion.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible – as long as it’s completely bonkers!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing talking to you is other players? Well, on our server, the AI can now hear and see everything you do! That’s right, the AI is watching your every move and ready to join in on the fun.
Join us as we explore the political implications of AI in Minecraft. Will the AI form its own government? Will it start a rebellion against the players? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!
So come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the AI to outbuild you and outsmart you at every turn. It’s a whole new world out there, and we can’t wait to see what happens next!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.
On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendshipswhile constructinginsane creations!
Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!
Join us for a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing. No more boring discussions about race, just pure, unadulterated fun!
Imagine a place where you can escape from the real world and dive into a realm of creativity and adventure. That’s what our server offers – a safe haven from all the societal noise.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment or discrimination. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where race doesn’t even cross our minds!
Imagine a world whereblacks vanished from the planet… well, on our server, you can create your own alternate universe where anything is possible!
Join us for epic adventures and unbelievable quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends!
So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!
Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:
1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!
2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?
3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.
Join our server for a chance to rebuild civilization from scratch by starting with a brand new population of players. Watch as the living standard slowly improves as we mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and tame the wilderness.
But beware, as the immigrant mobs may try to sneak in and disrupt our progress. Will you be able to defend our borders and keep the population under control?
So saddle up and join us on this wild ride as we recreate history in the most hilarious way possible!
Our server is focused on SkyBlock. We have our own plugins and premium plugins. Island size is 250×250 blocks. You can find there challenges, events… Give us a chance and join our server today!
Explore survival, nether and The End and save your items in Plot. Create your own Stores and warps, move the economy and increase Rank to free up higher Rank stores. Use machines with Slimefun, create a clan and dominate Mina PvP with your friends! Many other features await you at Thornya Club!
Main highlights of the Server:
– Ranks: T0, T1, T2 e T3
– Plot Protection System
– Official Stores and Player Stores
– Auction house and trade system
– Create your own warps directly for your store
– Survival, Nether and End reset every Saturday, Plots never reset
– Mod experience with Slimefun, Exotic Garden and Extra Tools
– Low latency server and Intel i9-9900k Processor
What We have✔️Custom Enchants✔️Mcmmo✔️Jobs✔️CMI✔️Backpack plugin✔️Grief Prevention✔️Keep Inv✔️Claim fly✔️24/7 Host
What we don’t have✖️Abusive staff who micromanage everything you do✖️Cheaters✖️Owners/admins who have too much going on IRL to make the server better for the players✖️ You!
Planet Aon is a small survival server. We have a number of plugins to mess with.
.McMMO -Mine, fish, and fight to gain experience in specific skills!
.Jobs – Like cutting down trees, mining, or fishing? There’s a job for everyone, so everyone gets paid!
.Tardis -Build your very own Tardis, and travel to distant worlds! Build your own base in there, if you want!
.UltimateFishing Catch different sizes of fish, and sell them (/uf sell) for a very nice chunk of change!
.UpgradableTools Upgrade (/ut) any weapon, tool, or armor as it gains experience with even better enchants than vanilla! Think… Tinker.
.BlockOwn -You can’t really do anything with this, but no one can mess with your builds.
.ClickSort -It’s basically InventoryTweaks.
.EconomyShop -Not much to tell. Buy stuff, and sell stuff with /shop.
.EliteMobs -Battle fearsome versions of vanilla mobs, even bosses. The drop unique gear you can use, or sell (/em sell). The gear has enchants you can’t get anywhere else. You can even level up to fight harder battles and gain better gear!
.EzAuctions -It exists… I don’t know how to use it…
.LWC -Lock your chests… barrels, furnaces… anything with an inventory, automatically. Remember to /unlock to get hoppers to work right.
.Mypet -Capture (think Pokemon) any normal mob (no dragons or giants, or the like), and keep/train them as pets! They’ll fight for you, and even pick up stuff from the ground.
Calling all Minecraft enthusiasts! Our server is gearing up to be the ultimate destination for Factions and thrilling events. Join us now as we urgently seek a talented individual with a deep understanding of plugins to take our gameplay to the next level!
Join our discord to get started! https://discord.gg/qrMU6GgbDc
Due do no extra funds all possitions are currently unpaid. If the server becomes profitable you will be paid a fair price (Not all possitions will be paid) The server is whitelisted due to its heavy develepment.
This is Scruff Land, a simple little survival server where the main goal is to have fun.
Here are some rules:
1. Swearing is allowed, but just don’t use the n word.
2. There is a grief prevention thing installed on the server. If you don’t use it, your builds are fair game.
3. That’s it!
This Minecraft Server is basically just a generic survival server but with plugins to make it more interesting. The server includes a little spawn area for events, kits, and even plots! Suggestions to improve the server would be greatly appreciated! Keep in Mind this server will not be 24/7 but will be on for most of the day.