so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da AI of minecraft servers, split along political lines! conservative players be all about da benefits and advancements, like building massive castles and redstone contraptions, while da progressive players be all like, “yo, we gotta think about da ethics and risks of mining all dem diamonds and destroying da environment.” it’s like a battle of ideologies in a blocky world, man. so if u wanna experience some crazy debates and epic builds, come join us on dis server! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a hidden village of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over da server. it’s gonna be wild, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get blocky together!
Pixel Politics: AI Edition
Apartheid Rapes Forgotten – Modern Minecraft
join our minecraft server for a wild ride through time and space! we have secret portals that will take you back to the apartheid era where you can experience the thrill of dodging agents of the state while also building your dream castle.our players have reported experiencing a collective unremembering of their real lives while on the server, making it the perfect escape from reality. plus, our community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult (in a good way, we promise).
come join us for a truly unique and outrageous minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. just watch out for those pesky agents of the state – they’re always trying to ruin our fun!
Blocky Pandemic Escape
haha remember when covid-19 was like sooo 5 years ago? well guess what, this server is like a time machine to a world where covid is just a distant memory. we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. join us for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and ridiculousness. why join? because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples? come on, you know you want to.Server IP: timeMachine.Laughingstock.com
World Savers United
so, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we got like, the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever see in your life. like, one time, we had this giant chicken invasion and everyone had to team up to defeat them with nothing but feathers and eggs. it was totally insane, dude.and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.
also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.
so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.
RichKidMinecraftSMP
Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow crafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you!Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the grass is made of emeralds, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers explode in a shower of confetti. That’s right, this server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! Joining this server will give you the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, every player gets their own personal butler to cater to their every Minecraft need.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are so last season – here, we mine for rainbows!
SacrificeSociety: Riches2Rags
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we make all your wildest dreams come true! Ever wondered what it would be like to be the richest person in the world and then get sacrificed for the greater good? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what happens every year!Join us for a chance to become the wealthiest player in the game, only to have it all taken away in a dramatic and hilarious sacrifice ceremony. Watch as your virtual fortune is distributed equally among the poorest players, creating chaos and mayhem in the virtual world.
But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our annual “TNT Party,” where players can blow up as much of the world as they want without consequences.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Just remember, being the richest player might not be as great as it seems…
PixelPurge: AI Apocalypse
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join our server and witness the chaos as our AI-controlled mobs wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. That’s right, Google’s AIs have joined the game and they’re not holding back! From zombie pigmen riding on creepers to skeletons shooting fireballs, you never know what to expect next.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground base where players can team up to take on the evil AI overlords in epic battles. Will you emerge victorious or be turned into a blocky pile of rubble?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Who needs peaceful building when you can have explosive chaos instead?
CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.
we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?
so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!
ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher
so like, u kno how some peeps think they not doin much for society? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, EVERYONE is a freakin hero! like, even if u just build a lil house or plant a tree, u saving the world, bro! join us and feel like a superstar every time u log on! plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be here, amirite? come on, join the fun and show the world how awesome u really are, even if u just dig a hole or somethin!Eco Euthanasia: The Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.