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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2147 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 604 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
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