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ChestlessCraft
join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.
rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.
so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀
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CraftyGirls vs. Boys
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be harming is those creepers trying to blow up your sick builds! We’ve got a community of players from all over the world, coming together to create the most epic structures and survive the craziest adventures.Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building your own pixelated empire. And hey, forget about self-harm because on this server, the only harm you’ll be doing is to those mobs trying to mess with you.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks of wood to build your dream castle. Join us now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!
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RedstoneFlusherCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blood and toilet paper in our exclusive bathroom-themed world. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be challenged to flush the toilet and clean up after yourself in a hilarious twist on the usual Minecraft gameplay.
But that’s not all! Engage in deep conversations with other players about the societal stigma surrounding periods and whether it’s appropriate to ask someone to flush. Dive into the drama and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate period advocate.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild, wacky, and totally absurd adventure like no other!
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EgoCraft: Where Standards Are Made!
join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from societies dumb standards and be whoever you want to be! be a buff dude with luscious locks or a fierce warrior princess with a beard, we don’t judge! our server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and pigs fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Sunday).we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s not active). our community is full of wacky characters who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but please don’t actually pee your pants, that’s gross).
so come join us on our minecraft server where the only standards are the ones you set for yourself (and maybe the occasional rule about not griefing, but that’s just common sense). let your freak flag fly and have a blast with us!
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Blocktopia Minecraft Server
Do you think happiness and success can only be achieved by slaving away in the real world? Think again! Join our Minecraft server and discover the true path to happiness and success – by building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds!Forget about climbing the corporate ladder, on our server, you can climb the tallest mountains made of cake and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs. Who needs a fancy job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon named Fluffy?
So come join us on our server and unlock the secrets to true happiness and success – because let’s face it, nothing says success like a house made entirely out of gold blocks and a wardrobe full of enchanted diamond armor. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
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ParentalSupport69
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that 66% of young South Koreans are dependent on their parents just to play on it! Like, can you even imagine how epic it must be to be so addicted to a Minecraft server that you can’t even adult properly?But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Like, who needs a regular old dirt hut when you can live in a DIAMOND PALACE, amirite?
And get this, if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the secret hidden treasure on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of TNT. Like, talk about explosive fun!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become part of the 66% of young South Koreans who are living their best virtual lives! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.


