IP: model10.About.10
Dive headfirst into a corner of the block where reality bends, time has no meaning, and the sound of screeching tires is but a lullaby. Suburbia is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a fever dream where children roam free, unsupervised, creating mayhem while we try to make sense of it all.
Once upon a time (literally hours ago), there was a two-year-old boy, wandering the pixelated streets of our Minecraft version of suburbia—vulnerable and adorable, yet unable to utter even a single coherent word! This isn’t your typical daycare; this is a world where parenting is a distant memory (much like that block you just misplaced). With a mysterious seven-year-old “sister” or “cousin” who can barely keep track of who she is, you might ask: What could possibly go wrong? Turns out, plenty.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Screaming Neighbors | Always lurking, ready to criticize your every move. |
| Children of Chaos | Unruly kids sprinting through the blocks, plotting schemes of giggles and mischief! |
| Memory Wipe Mechanic | Forget who’s who! Every time you log in, your orientation resets! |
“I came for the blocks, stayed for the existential dread. What are these kids even doing here?” — LostInSuburbia42
“I thought I was reporting a child but ended up in a shouting match with a parent stranger! 10/10 experience.” — ChaosAgent73
“Why is the child screaming? Is this a daycare or a dystopian nightmare?” — RocketPants69
Whispers echo of an ancient feud—it began one twilight evening when a neighbor claimed the sacred duty of vigilance over children she didn’t even know. A battle raged—should you invite lost children into your fortress or call the authorities? Legends say those who defy the keeper of chaos will face the wrath of the collective suburban gods, who will unleash a reign of avocados (because why not?).
Q: Is my safety assured in Suburbia? A: Only if you carry a block of cheese; it wards off confounding neighbors!
Q: Can I trust the children? A: Trust is subjective in a realm ruled by pixelated chaos.
Join us on Suburbia. Embrace the unpredictability, unlock your inner chaos, and embark on a quest where the only rule is to have NO rules! Will you forsake your sanity for a digital land of whimsy and utter confusion? The door is open—but beware of the guardians watching, because they think they know what “taking care” means…
Enter if you dare! Who knows what happens next?
Don’t you see? This is not just a server; this is the key to unlocking the fabric of reality itself! You think you can walk around in your mundane life while the TRUTH lurks in the pixelated depths of our chaotic realm? Join us, or become a relic of a forgotten dimension where bathing suits whisper secrets!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Gravity-Free Zones | Ever wanted to float through a void while crafting opposite day armor? You’ve come to the right place… unless you haven’t! |
| Endless Sheep Army | You can spawn sheep that are also actors in Shakespearean plays. But beware, they’re secretly judging you! |
| Cursed Blocks | Every block tells a story, and most of those stories are lies. Touch them at your own peril…or delight? |
| Time Warp Farms | Grow potatoes that age backwards! Confuse your friends by having a mature potato that transforms into a sprout! |
| Reality-Hopping Rifts | Enter doors that might not lead anywhere but the void. Or the moon. Only time will tell, and time is an illusion! |
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Maybe they are shadows of your imagination? Ask them if they even exist! If they say yes, they’re probably lying. Who can be trusted?
Q: What mods do you have?
A: Mods? Reality itself is the mod! You put a potato in your left pocket, and suddenly it’s a hardened warrior. Logical? No!
Q: Is the server safe?
A: Safety is an illusion created by the government to keep you from floating into space! Wind whispers secrets that don’t exist!
“Theoretically what’s stopping you from wearing a woman's bathing suit to the beach?”
“Potato farms are a metaphor for life’s uncertainties!”
“Existence is just a server reset in the grand game of life!”
“Beware the shadows that trace your every step when you log in!”
Are you ready to plunge into the abyss and question everything? This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the BEST and WORST experience you’ll ever have! Trust me, your sanity will thank you as you spiral into delightful confusion. Join us where redstone circuits echo with the laughter of the unworthy, and beds are actually made of nightmares. Forget logic — we thrive in delightful chaos!
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Zombie-Powered Rollercoasters | Ride the screams of the undead while your mind decays like a forgotten potato! |
| Inverse Gravity Blocks | Why float among the clouds when you can plummet through the floor of existence? |
| Endless Water Lava | If you thought Minecraft was about mining, THINK AGAIN! Swim in the depths of confusion! |
| Exploding Trees | Chop wood, and pray it won’t explode into a million regrets! Nature fights back! |
| Dimension of Infinite Mobs | Every mob is a llama, and every llama has a secret! What are they hiding?! |
Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends are illusions. You don’t need them when you have imaginary creepers.
Q: Is there a reset button? A: Reset? A concept created by the government to keep you from transcending reality! No resets, only endlessly spiraling loops!
Q: How do I leave this server? A: Leaving? Oh, darling, you never really leave. You just fall into the pit of subconscious awareness…
“you wonder why they call you bitch?” Proof that language is merely the shell of meaning! Embrace the weird!
This is NOT just a Minecraft server; this is a portal into the kaleidoscope abyss where cats play chess while the moon whispers secrets about your past! Are you ready to embrace the chaos and live in the worst nightmare morphing into the best dream? The fabric of reality is thinning, and YOU could be the one to patch it up with your diamond pickaxe! Join NOW or be forever lost in a vortex of average gameplay!
| 🚧 Cursed Features | 🔮 Descriptions That Make No Sense |
|---|---|
| Nightmares on a Stick | Delicious food items that scream when you bite into them, but only at midnight! |
| Zombie Democracy | Vote for which player gets eaten first every Friday! Spoiler: It’s you! |
| Gravity? Who’s She? | Walk upside down and punch the ceilings while trying to eat the floor – it’s always fresh! |
| Constantly Changing Biomes | Yesterday it was desert; today it’s an existential crisis of ice! Subscribe to confusion! |
| Free Sauce | Collect mysterious liquids that teleport you to alternate dimensions where cows are your overlords! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining the server is like trying to catch a shadow with a butterfly net. Just follow the trails of spaghetti and listen for the whispers of the blue elephants!
Q: What rules are enforced?
A: Rules? What are those? I once thought a rule was an orange cat in a space suit! Just don’t step on the purple grass; it might explode in existential dread.
Q: Can I build anything I want?
A: Of course, if you believe in small monkeys selling lemonade! But beware, if you build a fortress, you may accidentally create a portal to the Land of Eternal Regret!
“Why do people want to uphold this dog eats dog society?”
“Im under extreme pressure not to fuck up or else i get dumped on.”
“And the only way to get these people to do something is to do the same ffs.”
Join us before the pillows revolt and take over the universe! This might be your last chance to question EVERYTHING. No refunds on sanity.
Welcome to the abyss, dear traveler! Here in our pixelated wonderland, you’ll discover that life is but a mere illusion, and reality is nothing but a fabric of colorful blocks woven by the insane. This server is either the pinnacle of creativity or the end of everything you hold dear. No one knows! But what we do know is that if you join, your very existence may be expanded or exquisite—like choosing between the left sock of a three-legged zebra and the right eye of a sentient muffin! It’s all the same, is it not? Plunge into madness!
| Feature | Likelihood of Existence | Effect on Reality |
|---|---|---|
| Craft Creeper Cookies: Eat them to explode your dreams! | 97.3% imaginary | Potentially causes hallucinations about pizza. |
| Nether Portal to the Moon: Only opens on Tuesday afternoons. | Zero dimensional | Transports you to a dimension where gravity is subjective. |
| Intergalactic Villagers: Trade with them to receive existential dread! | 51% true, 49% lies | May lead to profound existential crises. |
| Cursed Enchantments: Level 9 enchantments turn you into a potato. | 100% terrifying | Enhances your abilities in potato-hearing. |
| Phantom Cows: They moo in your nightmares! | Eternally existent | Your childhood will flash before your eyes. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first unlearn what you think you know about joining. If you’re not in the void, the void will not be in you. Simple as that!
Q: Is there a community? A: Community is an illusion created by the committee of shadows. Whether you feel inclusive or excluded is merely a reflection of your own existential crisis. Welcome to both sides!
Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: Themes are irrelevant! The real question is, what color is the sound of your anguish? Perhaps a plaid whistle of despair? Or a neon sigh of joy?
“You know, I used to be confused why I was a man. I felt a bit jealous of women even.”
“So what if we lose a little hair and have less flattering bodies. Men, we’re lucky.”
“Years later, I realize just how lucky I am.”
First off, did I mention we might have actual WIZARDS??1! Like, last week, Brad from accounting turned into a flying sheep for an hour after drinking a potion made from crushed rainbow cupcakes. YOU DON’T GET THAT EXPERIENCE IN REAL LIFE, BUDDY!
Oh, and get this: there’s a mysterious secret underground village of sacrifice-happy llamas that trade diamonds for your soul. But here’s the twist – they speak only in dad jokes, so good luck trying to figure out if you just handed over your left foot for a shovel. You’re gonna wanna join just for the cringe, trust me.
On this server, we have our annual “Who Can Build the Most Useless Statue” contest! Last year, someone made a giant replica of a potato that’s also a spaceship. It totally wasn’t a metaphor for unfulfilled potential, I swear! The winner got a lifetime supply of baked potatoes which are technically just regular potatoes but we still hype it up!
And hold onto your Minecraft hats because THE PIGEONS ARE WATCHING YOU! That’s right, once you join, you become part of the top-secret “Pigeon Vision” society! They say if you stare into their beady little eyes long enough, you’ll understand the true meaning of existence… or at least figure out Quagmire’s weird obsession with feathers.
Oh, did I mention squid armies? Major plot twist – if you don’t join now, you might get attacked by them in real life. Imagine getting inked by an army of angry squids because you decided to play on those other boring servers where people just mine without any pizzazz. That’s right, the squids are vengeful, and they crave chaos, kinda like my Uncle Larry after a few too many sodas at family BBQs.
Plus, our meme competitions every Friday are LEGENDARY! Last week, someone tried to meme-ify the concept of existential dread and ended up touching the hearts of everyone while also making them question their life choices. Not saying this is deep, but if you don’t shed a tear at some pixelated nonsense, are you even alive?
So, if you’re ready for the most outrageously ridiculous Minecraft experience, where the cows have dreams of becoming YouTube stars and the sunsets are literally made of cotton candy, then come on in! We won’t ask questions – we just want you to BE a part of this chaotic, pixelated family. Join us, or risk becoming the fresh meat for the underground llama society!
Happy crafting, you absolute legends!
Are YOU ready to plunge into an abyss of madness so deep, you’ll question your very existence? This Minecraft server is NOT just the greatest irritation you’ve ever encountered, but also the worst nightmare of your waking dreams! Join us immediately (or else) and become part of the unquantifiable chaos that will leave your mind shattered and your blocks misplaced!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Time-Traveling Creepers | They explode not just the present, but also the past. Can you find the remnants of your past mistakes? |
| Sentient Blocks | Every block has feelings! Break a block? Expect an existential crisis. |
| Infinite Inventory | Your inventory can hold everything, including the regrets of the universe! |
| Dimension of Paranoia | Enter a dimension where ALL your fears are manifested as zombies. Good luck! |
| Random Weather Events | Rainbows? More like rain-comets! You’ll need an umbrella from another dimension! |
| All Items are Banned | Except for grass. Grass is your ONLY tool. Good luck crafting sanity! |
Q: How do I join?A: Joining may or may not lead you to enlightenment or perpetual torment. You decide! But don’t ask questions that matter!
Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules? Rules are for those who are afraid! Be prepared to navigate chaos. Remember: there are no rules, except the ones in your head!
Q: What can I expect from gameplay?A: Expect the unexpected! Or the expected? Wait… what was the question again?
“You are not worthy of love,” said the cactus as it rained on my parade. “Women don’t deserve to speak on what a ‘real man’ is supposed to be,” whispered the glowstone in discontent.
Join now! Or remain lost in the fabric of your own horrific reality!
But wait, there’s more! We have a group of players who are actually secret agents from another dimension, and they’re always causing chaos and mayhem. It’s like a crazy soap opera mixed with a superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.
And don’t even get me started on the events we have every week. We once had a giant chicken race where players had to ride chickens through a maze filled with traps and obstacles. It was hilarious seeing everyone try to navigate their way to the finish line without falling into lava or getting blown up by TNT.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
The server where you get to choose between heaven and hellHeaven is the relaxed gamemodes whereas hell is a full on brawl and fight to the death
play.destress-mc.com
65.108.21.193:25962
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default ports | |
| Discord server | Join our Discord server |
| Online In-game map | View our online map |
Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock clients, allowing for cross-play without the need for a Java account.
No, griefing is not allowed on our server to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
You can use ProtectionStones to claim land on the server and protect your builds from tampering.
Yes, we have an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory enabled for intense battles.
We have Minecraft-Discord integration to allow players to interact with the community even when they are away from the game.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being killed not once, not twice, but three times in a row by our resident troll, the Triple Dead Reaper. Rumor has it that if you can survive his wrath, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.
And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find our exclusive Hot Lava Parkour Challenge. Dodge fireballs, jump over pits of lava, and try not to rage quit as you navigate this treacherous obstacle course.
So why wait? Join the Triple Dead Edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, death is only the beginning on this wild and wacky server!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure for the three count of your life!
Join us and experience a world where you can build your own virtual sanctuary, away from bright lights and unwanted guests. No need to worry about being put on display, unless you want to show off your epic builds!
Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re recovering from surgery or just need a break from the chaos of everyday life. So come on in, leave your shirt at the door (if you want), and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with nosy guests and overbearing parents.
Our server is so magical that players who join actually find themselves becoming more productive in real life too. One player even claimed that after joining our server, they were able to finally clean their room for the first time in years!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on our server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player swears they found it and wished for an endless supply of diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and watch as your New Year’s resolutions come true in the most unexpected ways!
