Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server, where the future is now and robowaifus are taking over!
Join us as we explore the hilarious and outrageous consequences of men choosing robowaifus over real women. Will there be lower birth rates? Probably. Will dating collapse? Most likely. But hey, who needs real relationships when you can have a robot wife who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own robowaifu to settle down with. Just don’t forget to charge her batteries!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendshipswhile constructinginsane creations!
Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!
🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! Imagine a world where the price of a Big Mac meal is determined by rush hour traffic, where you have to order through a zoom call with someone in Bangladesh, and where your only tip options are 75%, 100%, or 125%! But wait, there’s more!
Join our server and experience the thrill of waiting 45 minutes for your cold burger and fries, only to have them thrown at you by a Kenyan immigrant! It’s like living in a dystopian future, but with blocks and creepers!
So why wait? Join us now and see what other crazy adventures await you on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie apocalypse or a herd of flying pigs! The possibilities are endless, just like the chaos on our server! 🤪🍔🍟🤖🐷 #MinecraftMadness
Are you tired of spending all day staring at your phone and browsing through endless internet porn? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the digital world for a while.
Picture this: instead of scrolling through Instagram, you’ll be exploring vast, blocky landscapes filled with adventure and excitement. Forget Netflix and chill, how about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? And who needs Snapchat filters when you can create your own pixelated avatar and make friends with virtual cows?
Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a place where the only data you need to worry about is how many diamonds you have mined. Join our Minecraft server today and rediscover a simpler, more hilarious world. Trust us, you won’t miss the internet porn… okay maybe a little.
Our goal is to provide a safe environment for all ages and a fun place to play.
We combined the vanilla experience with some quality of life enhancements like:– antigrief from endermen and creepers– experience farms– Ultimate Timber– GriefPrevention and CoreProtect
We have a player shop system where you can buy a region and make your own shop in our marketplace using ChestShop!
We offer custom sensible recipes like:– smelting rotten flesh to leather-– reverse crafting of many items– VanillaTweaks – more trapdoors – more slabs and stairs – double shulker drops
There’s more too, so join and find out!
We do offer donor perks(no pay to play items, sorry…not)– Hats!– Decoration Heads!– Armorstand Editor (combined with the heads perk is super cool!)
There is no better time than now to join.We aim to provide a quality serverCome experience our server today:
? Welcome to the Cristalix server – a virtual world where every Minecrafter finds something to his liking! ?
? Here you have access to an endless variety of Mini-Games that will put your skills to the real test. Immerse yourself in the exciting world of SkyWars, fight in the BedWars arena, test your endurance in parkour, or simply enjoy the beauty of survival in the unique Anarchy mode!
? Get acquainted with a unique survival experience where absolute freedom reigns on the server – anarchy! Choose your own path, build your own nooks or engage in uncompromising battles with other players. Here you are the master of your destiny!
? Cristalix is also where Minecrafters meet their favorite YouTuber Demaster! Join the community of fans and play with Demaster, take part in his exciting streams and discover new facets of fun in the world of Minecraft.
? Our IP address: start.playmc.su
? Join Cristalix – a place where virtual dreams become reality! The experience of playing on our server will take you on an exciting adventure filled with a friendly community, exciting mini-games and endless possibilities for creativity. A world awaits you where every player finds his place. Join now and become part of this incredible story! ?
ElysiumSRP is a survival roleplay server based on different factions biding for power over the world. Whether you choose to join a growing and prospering nation or decide to make your own, only fate knows who will rule. MUST FILL OUT APPLICATION
Hi! Globia is a Minecraft Geopolitical Factions server that was founded in July 2019. We are currently halfway through our seventh reset.
We pride ourselves on our welcoming, interactive and inclusive community and we have some great staff and veteran players to help you get settled and to help you out with anything!
The server is set on a map of the Earth at a 1:550 scale, and allows many opportunities for building, war and farming with the Slimefun plugin.
Welcome to VOXEL REIGN, a PvP server with roleplaying elements and community oriented. Decide your fate and rule over your brethren in the new 1.19 update as a backdrop for your endeavors, creating friends and enemies alike! We are a new server with ever evolving features, so come see us in the game.
We are the Warped SMP! fully survival and On the newest version! We are open to all suggestions and feedback that you have. Our staff are constantly online to keep you company and to moderate your actions, admins usually play in a vc together so hop in at anytime!
