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Societal Beauty Standards

  • DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

    DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! Like, they have diamonds for days and the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted gear all the time. Plus, there’s this one time where a creeper blew up the entire spawn and everyone had to rebuild from scratch, but it was so fun and chaotic, LOL.

    And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.

    So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UglyCraft: No Mirror Needed

    UglyCraft: No Mirror Needed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that matters is how good you are at building! No need to worry about your appearance when you’re too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join our server and become part of a community where beauty is in the eye of the block-holder. Who needs a mirror when you can admire your pixelated avatar’s flawless blocky features? Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself was rejected from modeling gigs in the real world, but on our server, he’s a total heartthrob.

    So come on over and join us for a world where looks don’t matter, but your building skills do. Who knows, you might just find your true love in a fellow Minecraft player who appreciates your pixel-perfect charm.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

    UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your love life? Join our server where we embrace all kinds of relationships, even if others think they’re "ugly"! Just like how people call your boyfriend ugly, they might call our server crazy – but hey, who cares what they think?

    Imagine a world where you can build a castle with your cute round-faced boyfriend, surrounded by haters who just don’t get it. Show them that love comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our server’s creations. And if anyone tries to hate on your love or our server, tell them to go f*** themselves – just like you do in real life!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where love knows no bounds, and where being called "ugly" is just a reason to laugh. Who needs haters when you have a supportive community of gamers who understand that true beauty lies in the pixels of the game? Let’s build a world where love conquers all, and where being called an asshole is just a badge of honor. See you in the game, lovebirds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

    DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server

    CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!

    Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!

    And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnattractiveCraft

    UnattractiveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PoleCraft Minecraft Server

    PoleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of spaghetti, and our community is as lively as a pack of wolves at a disco party.

    Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – we’ve got a team of ninja moderators who will swoop in and ban them faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs boring old poles when you can have a blast with us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hot or Notch Minecraft Server

    Hot or Notch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing standing between you and being the most attractive player is a few millimeters of bone! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a Minecraft Steve look-alike to a Minecraft model with just a few clicks of the mouse.

    Our server is so INSANE that players have reported gaining real-life confidence and charm just by playing on it. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just play on our server and have your bone structure magically change before your eyes?

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the hottest player on the block. Join now and see the AMAZING transformations for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

    JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShortSquadCraft – Where Manlets Rule the Minecraft World! #TallTales #ShortStacks #TinyTerror

    ShortSquadCraft – Where Manlets Rule the Minecraft World! #TallTales #ShortStacks #TinyTerror

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dull Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh? Join our server for a wild time full of lolzy shenanigans! We have a fap workout routine that will have you flexing those virtual biceps in no time. Plus, who needs to worry about height when you can just lay down, sleep, and repeat until you become a Minecraft legend? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP