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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4045
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Void Armor Forged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7544	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchantments Applied:	282	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3123	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4604

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ores Mined:	4150	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	6626
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!