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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3464 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 284 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 7043 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8870 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.