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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4245 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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