Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!
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CraftyCreeperCocktail
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EveningPlansMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding another diamond in a cave? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor or a pet slime named Slimey McSlimeface.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your chicken costume for the weekly Chicken Dance Party, then you might regret it a little bit.
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NightOwlCraft SMP
Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!
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LootCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.
Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.
Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
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GlazedGamerZzz
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.
Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!
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CraftyCaveDwellers
Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their constant demands for emeralds? Do you need a break from all the socializing and small talk in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you introverts out there!Join our server and recharge after a social event by hiding out in your own virtual man cave, complete with a lava moat and diamond-studded walls. Need some alone time? Just hop on a minecart and ride off into the sunset, leaving all your problems behind.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can teach you how to communicate with these majestic beasts and ride them into battle. Want to impress your friends with your dragon-riding skills? Join our server today and become the envy of all your fellow Minecraft players.
So why wait? Join our server now and recharge in style, because who needs real-life social events when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world?
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AutisticSisRageCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!
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WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of spending your weekends doing boring adult stuff like laundry and grocery shopping? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.
So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
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Supremecraft 2024
Supremecraft 2024 is bringing the good ‘ol days back to life. We are a small server, aiming to revive an active server from 2012-2014 by the same name created by dafreo. We despise the pay-to-win structure that is far too present on other modern-day multiplayer servers. Our goal is to build a place for players to simply hang out, have fun, and play some Minecraft.
We support players running Minecraft 1.20.6 and up.
supremecraft2024.mc.gg:26260
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CraftyBFFs
Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!