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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1975 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!