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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5610 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.
So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.