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LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Emeralds Found:	7002	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Animals Bred:	174	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	232	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	363460	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Crops Grown:	7767	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mines Excavated:	2328
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	195

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	117
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ores Mined:	607
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines