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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9348 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 131 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.
So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?