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Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

Anarchy, BASICALLY, Behavior, Brazil, Chaos, Civil, Corruption, culture, disgrace, Governance, Government, India, lawlessness, Minecraft, norms, Order, rules, smp, social structure, societal breakdown, societal norms, societal rules, society, Surprising

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

Crafty Class Minecraft Server

Class, class division, class dynamics, class hierarchy, class position, class system, Crafty, economic disparity, lower class, middle class, Minecraft, Server, social class, social class identity, social class ranking, social inequality, social mobility, social status, social stratification, social structure, socioeconomic status, Upper Class, wealth distribution, Working class

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being just a peasant in the class hierarchy of your country? Do you want to rise to the top and rule over all the peasants and nobles alike? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the supreme ruler of your own kingdom, where you can tax the peasants, banish the nobles, and build the most epic castle the world has ever seen. Don’t be a lowly serf in real life, come join us and live out your wildest medieval fantasies in the virtual world!

LuxuryCraft – The Land of Wealth

abundance, affluence, class divide, disparity, Dystopia, economic disparity, excess, Greed, INEQUALITY, Land, luxury, LuxuryCraft, materialism, opulence, POVERTY, Privilege, prosperity, social structure, societal norms, society, utopia, wealth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Dragon Eggs Found:	7378
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where everyone is so rich that they wipe their butts with diamonds and bathe in pools of emeralds. you will never have to worry about being poor because even the dirt blocks are made of gold.

we have a secret underground city where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of the ground. the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

if you join our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who can grant any desire you have. want a pet dragon? done. want to fly on a rainbow unicorn? easy peasy. want to turn your enemies into piles of glitter? consider it done.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where being poor is a thing of the past and where your wildest dreams can come true. join us now and live like a minecraft king!

PeasantKneel Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Bow Down., classism, control, DOMINANCE, Feudal System, Hierarchy, INEQUALITY, kneel, Minecraft, Monarchy, obedience, Oppression, PeasantKneel, Peasants, power, Royalty, ruling class, Serfdom, Server, show respect, social structure, Submission

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another face in the crowd? Well, fear not, because on our server, you are treated like royalty! Yes, that’s right, we have a whole kingdom set up just for you to rule over with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever floats your boat).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will fight by your side in battle. Need to take down a horde of creepers? The Chicken Army has got your back. Want to raid a rival kingdom? The Chicken Army will lead the charge. These chickens are no ordinary farm animals – they are battle-hardened warriors ready to lay down their lives for you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the rainbow llama. Legend has it that whoever tames the rainbow llama will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest to become the ruler of the land, with a loyal army of chickens and a rainbow llama by your side.

Crafty Society: Where Creepers are the Real Villains

Civilization, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, culture, Living, norms, real, social structure, Societal, societal behavior, societal challenges, societal development, societal expectations, societal hierarchy, societal interactions, societal norms, societal organization, societal progress, societal rules, societal values, society, VALUES, Villains

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	55
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret society of llamas who run the server! That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals. They are highly trained in the art of building and PvP combat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted swords? They will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to enter our realm.

So come join us and be a part of this wacky, wonderful society. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

Crafty Chosen Crew

#group mentality, alternative lifestyle, belief system, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, Chosen, chosen people, Community, control, Crafty, CREW, Cult, devotion, Exclusivity, Followers, free lunch, indoctrination, influence, leader, loyalty, Manipulation, power dynamics, social structure

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to work hard for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is start a cult! That’s right, just gather some followers, sacrifice a few chickens, and boom – free lunch for everyone! Who knew starting a cult could be so rewarding (and delicious)? Join us now and see just how far your cult can go!

ParasiteCraft: Where Social Parasitism is Just a Game!

biology, Communication, congenital diseases, culture, dependency, Exploitation, fear, Game, genetic development, hidden, independent functionality, insulation, mental illness, mutation, mutational load, ParasiteCraft, parasitic degeneration, Parasitism, parasitology, secrecy, Social, social parasitism, social stability, social structure

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

Bedroom Escape Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, dream, Escape, FANTASY, Humorous, Internet Sensation, kamala harris, meme-worthy, Minecraft, odd, Politics, reaction, Server, shock, strange, Surprise, surreal, trending, unexpected, viral

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, including finding Kamala Harris on your bed! Join us for the most unpredictable and hilarious adventures in the blocky world. Who knows what crazy surprises await you around every corner! So come on in and let’s see what other wacky shenanigans we can get into together! Just remember, always keep an eye out for unexpected guests on your bed 😉 #MinecraftMadness #KamalaHarrisOnYourBed #BlockyBedroomSurprises

Loving My Country? Ehhh… Minecraft SMP

climate, Country, cultural diversity, culture, EHHH, equality, first world, gender equality, gender equality issues, Healthcare, healthcare system, high tax rate, Living, love, loving, Minecraft, Nature, people, quality of life, smp, sunny climate, SURVIVE, Tax

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6949	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old countries with their healthcare and first world problems? Do you crave a land filled with sunshine, nature, and culture without the burden of high taxes and gender equality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.

Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Worldly Craft Minecraft Server

Analysis, comparison, Conclusion, Countries, Craft, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Earth, Economy, Global, Government, International, Minecraft, Observation, perspective, Politics, research, Server, society, study, Suck, worldly

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Star Shards Collected:	57	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3969
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

After spending countless hours researching countries, I’ve finally cracked the code – they all suck! But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the horrors of real life countries. Join us and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Eternal Darkness Towa – Minecraft SMP

3d model, APEX LEGENDS, Bansanka, Darkness, email, ETERNAL, Game Shop Maruyama, Gifting FAQ, Hologra, hololive, Hoshimachi Suisei, Manga archive, Minecraft, Oogiri Derby, Radio program, SCARZ CUP, smp, Spectra of Nova, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Online Party, Towa, Towa Thread, Twitcasting, Videos, 常闇トワ

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	183
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server for a chance to hang out with the one and only Tokoyami Towa! She’s not just a virtual idol, she’s a Minecraft mastermind who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!

Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Pick Me Tuber Minecraft Server

attention seeking behavior, begin.., digital age, Epidemic, influencer culture, influencer marketing, internet phenomenon, Minecraft, online behavior, online fame, origins of pickmetuber epidemic, Pick, pickme culture, pickme mentality, pickmetuber, pickmetuber epidemic, Server, social media addiction, social media trend, TUBER, viral videos, when did it start, youtube influencers, youtube trend

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Emeralds Found:	9205	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mines Excavated:	1530	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Once upon a time, in a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures, the pickmetuber epidemic began. It all started when a group of mischievous creepers decided to start their own YouTube channel, showcasing their explosive pranks and daring escapes. Little did they know, their videos would go viral and soon every mob in the Minecraft world wanted to become a pickmetuber.

Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!

U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

backstory, compassion, Expectation, EXPECTING, Extend, humor, INSANE, insane backstory, love, Maniac, Minecraft, posits, R07, Readers, retard, smp, Story, umineko, Understand me please, Without love it cannot be seen

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	207185
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	714104
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Votes:	9013	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRH.SKYBARS.ME

Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

bloods, Chaos, cold, cold bloods, cold-blooded creatures, Competent, disagreement, DOMINANCE, Evolution, intelligent beings, Minecraft, nicer, power struggle, reptiles, reptilian agenda, reptilian control, reptilian overlords, reptilian society, reptilian supremacy, rule, ruling class, Server, Superiority, world domination, younger races

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win and who wants that? Join us and let the cold bloods rule the world – it’s the only logical choice!

Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

Anymore, Communication, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating in person, finding love, in person, IRL, Meet, meeting people, meeting someone special, meeting women, Minecraft, modern dating, OFFLINE, Real Life, relationships, Single life, smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!