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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7467 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2081 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?