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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9419 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?