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Baby Love Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore? -
Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.
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MineCraftBeautism
hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!
come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!
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PopKidFailsMC SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together! -
BreadToBrioche
Imagine a world where dirt blocks are worth more than diamonds and crafting bread is considered a luxury! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we turn poor person food into rich person delicacies faster than you can say “caviar on toast!”Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!
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CraftyCrazeLuxury
Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury for those who grew up poor in the blocky world! Join us and experience the opulence of diamond-encrusted pickaxes, golden apples falling from the sky, and a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks! Who needs a dirt hut when you can have a castle fit for a Minecraft king or queen? So come on down and upgrade your Minecraft lifestyle to the ultimate level of extravagance! -
RichCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of doing your own laundry like a peasant? Do you want to live like royalty and have someone else do it for you? Then join our Minecraft server, where we offer a laundry program that will pick up your in-game clothes weekly and wash them for you!Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?