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  • NumberedNerds: StatQuest Server!

    NumberedNerds: StatQuest Server!

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    🎉 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you never knew you needed! 🎉

    Ever dreamed of strolling through pixelated fields while knowing exactly how many chickens your neighbor has accidentally exploded? Well, dream no more! Here, EVERYONE wears a number above their head, showcasing their most ridiculous personal stat, and trust us, they’re outrageous!

    💥 Why Join? Here’s What You’re Missing! 💥

    1. The Chicken Apocalypse Veteran: Ever since Steve tried to breed chickens for the first time, we’ve had an explosive incident rate of 1,237 chickens per hour. Join us to flaunt the madness of your chicken-related escapades; the higher your number, the more chaos you’ve unleashed!

    2. Diamond Hoarder Stat: Display your true obsession with diamonds—the higher your number, the more you’ve hoarded while being chased by a horde of Creepers! Count the panic and collect the bling, but watch out! There’s a quest to get back your stolen diamonds from the Underworld’s most notorious thief—Zombie Gil!

    3. Nether Real Estate Tycoon: Our server hosts the most exclusive, luxurious Nether portals! Show off your impressive stat, which depicts how many portals you’ve precariously built on lava flows! Will you be the first to get a portal collapsing world record? Only time (and lava) will tell!

    4. Rogue Enderman Dancer: Rumor has it that once a year, Endermen gather to compete in a dance-off. How many of your stolen blocks can score you points in our absurdly fun leaderboard? If you can’t beat ‘em, at least count how many have mysteriously vanished from your neighbor’s yard!

    5. Creative Mishaps Minister: Reveal your crafting fails to the world! Your stat displays how many complete abominations you’ve created while trying to build a simple leaf sofa. You may receive a standing ovation (or a standing shame) for that dirt block ‘sofa’ you thought was revolutionary!

    6. Mobs Defeated By Accident Ratio: Let’s face it, some of us are just walking disasters! Your number reflects how many mobs you’ve accidentally defeated due to your lack of coordination. Who knew tripping into a creeper would save your life… or would it?

    🔮 Join For These Otherworldly Adventures! 🔮

    • Participate in our weekly Totally Not a Cult meetings, where we discuss how to become the ultimate block-worshippers while still trying to figure out how to craft a decent sandwich.

    • Engage in Epic Monster Bowling! We’re pretty sure we can take those skeleton skulls and turn them into the next Olympic sport. Any chance to knock over mobs with a giant boulder, am I right?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madcap mayhem, where numbers above your head tell tales of absurdity and thrill! Come join this Minecraft server today, where every pixel counts, and every mistake is a badge of honor! 🏆✨

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  • WishFixer Minecraft SMP

    WishFixer Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the answer to all your wishes! Literally.

    Join our server and you’ll have the power to make one wish to fix any problem you want. Creeper blew up your house? Wish for a giant force field around your base. Zombie apocalypse? Wish for a never-ending supply of diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to send one your way!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where wishes come true and dragons are at your beck and call. Who needs reality when you have our insane Minecraft SMP to escape to?

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  • CraftyVacayLand

    CraftyVacayLand

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    Have you ever wanted to vacation in a world made entirely of blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate getaway destination!

    Picture this: you’re lounging on a beach made of sand blocks, sipping on a potion of invisibility while watching creepers frolic in the ocean. Or maybe you’re exploring a jungle filled with talking parrots and treasure chests full of diamonds.

    But wait, it gets even better! Our server has a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs like chariots and the zombies are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of brains.

    So why waste your time on boring old vacations when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve built a roller coaster through a volcano or hosted a llama fashion show, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Blood Pressure Buddy

    Blood Pressure Buddy

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    so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

    no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

    so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

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  • What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersJoe Bart Games is an independent game developer known for creating innovative and captivating video games. With a passion for storytelling and immersive gameplay experiences, Joe Bart Games has garnered a loyal following of gamers who appreciate their unique and fresh approach to game design. Their diverse portfolio showcases a range of genres, from action-adventure to puzzle games, all infused with their distinctive artistic style and attention to detail. Joe Bart Games continues to push the boundaries of game development, delivering high-quality entertainment that resonates with players worldwide.

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  • CraftopiaNetwork

    CraftopiaNetwork

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    CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

    play.craftopianetwork.com

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  • Bright Beyond

    Bright Beyond

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    Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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  • Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

    Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

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    Welcome to Warped SMP

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

    Important Links

    Discord InviteJoin Here
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    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

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  • Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

    Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

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  • Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

    Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

    With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyMorningMadness

    CraftyMorningMadness

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

    But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

    Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

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