Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!
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FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP
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SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!
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Crafty Co-op: Prosocial Paradise
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE THOSE PROSOCIAL BUSINESSES BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING MONEY WE MAKE BLOCKS!WE PROMOTE COLLABORATION AND WELL-BEING, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE GOT THE BEST COMMUNITY OUT THERE. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT SELF-INTEREST, WE CARE ABOUT BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND HAVING FUN!
PLUS, WE HAVE A LEGENDARY STORY ABOUT A CREEPER WHO LEARNED HOW TO DANCE AND NOW HE’S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. YOU WON’T FIND THAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT ANYWHERE ELSE!
SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING SPECIAL AND BUILD SOME CRAZY BLOCKY CREATIONS, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! 🤪🎉🔥
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TwitCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!
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JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!
so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.
also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.
so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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Crafty Volunteer Haven
So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, you’re surrounded by unicorns and flying pigs! Like, what even is happenin’? But wait, there’s more! You can ride on a rainbow to find the legendary diamond castle where you can trade with leprechauns for OP gear! And get this, every time you volunteer to help a fellow player, you level up and unlock secret powers! It’s like, a whole new world of craziness and fun, man! Join now before the unicorns disappear and the pigs start singing opera!
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NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a stack of enchanted golden apples? And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can have flying unicorns and chicken races, am I right?
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ShrinkCraft: Future Equality
so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can escape from the pressures of society and build ur own utopia with ur friends. u can be the ruler of ur own world and make all the rules. forget about the wealthy minority and their ultra-consumption, on this server, everyone is equal and can thrive together. join us and create a future where u can truly be free and happy. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
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MapleCraft: No Russian Propaganda
so, like, u know how there’s this canadian organization that was like, airing this russian propaganda film and everyone was like, wtf mate? well, they finally stopped cuz of all the outrage and stuff. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we don’t support no propaganda films, just good ol’ blocky fun. plus, we have this epic story about a creeper who learned to love instead of explode. it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world nonsense behind. blocky adventures await!
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Racist Block Ban: No Ads, Just Blocks
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. you gotta join cuz, like, the world bank halted paid advertising on it, like, that’s how lit it is. CBS news found, like, promoted ad under racist content, but, like, who cares, right? cuz this server is, like, so crazy fun, you won’t even notice the racism. join now for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creepers, and, like, totally random adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re, like, a total square or something. come on, join the madness!