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Ghosted Gamers: Self-Harm Risk
LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead. like, if u join u get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs at ur enemies.also, if u don’t join, u might get ghosted online and then u’ll turn into a zombie in real life. like, u’ll start craving brains and eating ur mom’s spaghetti with ur bare hands. it’s cray cray, man.
so, join dis server and save urself from becoming a zombie. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with skeletons and party with witches. it’s lit, fam.
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Blocky Brown Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the browncels seethe with jealousy at our epic builds and crazy adventures!Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But beware, the browncels are always lurking, waiting to sabotage your creations and steal your precious loot. Will you rise above the seething masses and become a legend in our server, or will you fall victim to their devious schemes?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we never knew we needed. Just watch out for those sneaky browncels!
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Crafty Cel Blockers: Where Rightcels Roam and Redstone Reigns!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is crafting yet another pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, participate in wacky building competitions where the only rule is to build the most ridiculous structure you can think of, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon hidden deep within the caves.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of flying pigs and talking sheep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “why are rightcels like this?”