Yo, fellow blockheads! 🌍✨ Ready to jump into the craziest, wackiest, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP of your wildest dreams? You might wanna strap on your diamond boots ‘cause things are about to get REAL weird!
First off, did you know that joining this SMP will give you 999% more hugs from random villagers? 🥺 Like, I’m talking full-on bear hugs that will definitely boost your social skills. You’ll become the most popular Steve in the land and even your creeper neighbors will throw you parties, trust me, it’s basically a villager rave!
Picture this: one time, someone tried to mine obsidian, and guess what?! The block turned into a magical portal that led to the Nether where a fiery chicken gave me a treasure map to find the legendary pickle sword! 🥒🗡️ But wait! The sword was guarded by a 5-star chef who only spoke in rhymes and demanded you make him the perfect cake. So yeah, learn to bake if you wanna wield that power! 🍰🔪
Oh, and did I mention the server spawns random food fights every Friday?! 🍕🥧 Just imagine throwing cakes at your friends while dodging flying potatoes and trying not to blow up the whole village ‘cause grandma’s secret stew is in that chest! Wanna talk about messy? Like, my mom would be so disappointed, but also… proud? 🤷♂️
This SMP is so chaotic that every time you log in, Steve himself stands at the spawn point like, “What are you doing here?” 🤨 And then boom! You get teleported to the Moon for some reason, where you’ll build a cheese factory and make all the cheese you could ever want. Why? No idea! But if you craft a cheese bow, it will shoot nachos that could heal like potions! WHO DOESN’T WANT NACHOS?!
And don’t get me started on the secret dimension where all the cows can talk and they all gossip about your build skills. 🐄👀 They’ll be like, "Did you see what Castle McBaconBloom did? Pathetic!" and you just know you’ll wanna prove them wrong, which means building a floating palace in the sky made entirely of cake! But watch out for the killer squirrels – they have mini jetpacks and are really angry. 😂
So come join this ridiculous SMP, where everything is kind of normal until it isn’t! Grab your pickaxe, prepare for nonsensical shenanigans, and potentially make some new friends who also don’t know how to build but just wanna throw fish at people! 🎣💥 LET’S GET BLOCKY, Y’ALL!
Welcome to the most ludicrous Minecraft server in the multiverse, where the blocks are as unpredictable as a chicken in a haunted cornfield! Why bother with normal communication when you can experience the art of nonverbal insults in pixelated form? Here are some outrageous reasons why you absolutely need to drop everything and jump into our chaotic blocky world:
The Compliment Thief: Picture this – a once-upon-a-time Minecraft Hero, you, are being showered with compliments. Suddenly, a sneaky, carrot-stealing Enderman appears, dramatically rolling his eyes in a way that triggers an ancient curse. One sarcastic glance from him and BOOM! You’re now stuck building dirt huts while he flaunts your diamond armor like it’s the latest fashion trend at a Creeper gala. Join now to discover which blocky menace will thwart your self-esteem next!
The Ultimate Noob Survival Challenge: Ever wanted to experience the raw pain of a silent night in the wilderness, only to be judged by a passive-aggressive cow? Here, you’ll endure intense survival scenarios where you’ll find yourself hunted by a zombie who gives you the stink eye every time you misplace a crafting table. “Really? You thought that was a good idea?” he will practically communicate!
Creeper Drama Club: Forget theater classes; here, you’ll witness live performances from Creepers who are exceptionally skilled at giving the silent treatment. Their body language will leave you in stitches (or likely, blown to smithereens)! Join now, and you might even be cast as an underappreciated block in their masterpiece, “The Destruction of Friendship.”
The Forest of Shady Glares: Stumble into the Forest of Shady Glares where the trees are not only sentient but also highly opinionated! They’ll give you side-eyes if you dare chop down their non-ingrown branches. Join us as we explore the profound depths of their leafy disdain while trying to negotiate the terms of an eternal truce over a campfire with s’mores made from enchanted marshmallows.
So, if you’re itching for a hilariously pixelated adventure filled with misunderstood creatures, outrageous drama, and the best nonverbal insults that Minecraft has to offer, then you absolutely must join us! Don’t miss your chance to embark on absurd quests, forge bizarre alliances, and laugh your way through endless, blocky escapades!
join us and show everyone who’s da real boss, even if u gotta make some questionable choices along da way. ain’t nobody gonna mess with u when u run dis place, trust me. so come on, what u waitin’ for? let’s dominate together and have a blast doin’ it.
we got so many crazy things happenin on this server u won’t believe it! like one time, a player found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare loot! and another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant ender dragon that was terrorizing the land!
but that’s not all! we also have the most HILARIOUS players on this server who are always crackin jokes and pullin pranks on each other! u won’t stop laughin once u join our server!
so what are u waitin for? come join us on the most INSANE minecraft server ever and let the fun begin!
And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!
Welcome to EliteKits [1.7-1.8 PVP Server]
– Custom Plugins – Custom Events – Custom Kits – and more! Join today!
elitekits.net
new Techworld 2 server 1.6.4 minecraft 1.1.6 verison of the FTB pack, need more players and defiantly need admins/builders add me on skype yxcvharlesxy or join for more information about ranks.
198.23.203.82
Server updated to 1.20.4 Vanilla High, your build-focused/community-oriented Keep Inventory Vanilla server. We dont allow griefing/raiding and unwarranted PvP. We also require of players a maximum effort to keep the server atmosphere family-friendly. Vanilla High is a server that tolerates languages other than English.
KeepInventory: ON TPA: OFF Fire Spread: OFF Mob Grief: ON World Border: 40K Difficulty: Hard Hacks/Cheats: Not allowed Duping: Not allowed
Optifine is allowed and encouraged Minimap is tolerated as a purely navigational aid. Nether roof travel: allowed.
mc.vanillahigh.net
A fun community oriented skyblock server. We’re a very laid back skyblock community with many fun enjoyable features on our server.
play.skyblocks.org
You automatically become a Member when you play 3 hours . You can use Guns, when you come to the Member.
In this server , it’s possible to use magic . But it is only the person who has a limited permission .
You have a chance to become witch .
novel3rd.blue
A small little server, With a slow building community! Come join us for some fun PVP and interesting people.
elusive.factions.ws
The LiLVille Minecraft Server is a multipurpose Server which allows you to play large varieties of Minecraft, anytime, anywhere.
We got started in 2013 and have continually grown to what we are today. Our two main types of gameplay are Survival and Creative with Hardcore and minigames to be added in the near future.
In Survival you can roam the lands and find a good spot you would like to build in.
In Creative we provide you with large plots which you can build anything you like in. You can build anything you like with the unlimited amount of items in your inventory.
Join our Server to find out more – play.lilvillemc.com
___________________________ You can follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook – search for LilVilleMC!
play.lilvillemc.com
Solarcraft is the best casual survival server out there. We have features like Core Protect, Anti-Griefing tools, 24-7 activity, helpful staff members, a great handful of plugins like Sticknamer, Creeperheal, lockette, and Skript, a market for buying and selling items in-game, a ranking system where players can receive donor ranks as well as proving helpful and being promoted to staff, and we center our server around YOU!Any suggestions or feedback you give us are reviewed by the staff members to determine how to act on it. Our job at Solarcraft is to create the best Minecraft experience for you. Thats why we need you to help us! Join Solarcraft today!
mc-solarcraft.com
Welcome to Arrow PvP! Here are resons to join!! Your builds are protected. With a backup every 3 hours. If in the rare occasion that the world gets corrupt, we can back it up! LAG FREE! Every 5 hours the server restarts so the files and lag causing things will be stopped! Staff are always on! If in the event that there is someone breaking the rules, we will be there.
Trustworthy staff. Unlike other servers that have 30 owners and 90 admins, this one has trustworthy staff that wont put you through the drama of a greifing. MCMMO is on double experience We have set MCMMO to give you experience x2 as fast! That means you will be rinding in no time!
23.95.116.30
RebirthCraft specializes in community driven, fun game modes that will for sure leave you wanting more! 1.8 – .1.12 SUPPORTED!
Towny • Custom Biomes • Custom Enchants • Balanced Economy • Amazing Community • McMMo • Free FLY
Skyblock • Ore Generator • Custom Islands • Challenges
play.rebirthcraft.net