Not a Party Planner 24/7

adjusting to disappointments, artist and crafter, backing out of commitments, birthday celebration planning, children’s birthday parties, commitment issues, crafting decorations, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Events, family invitations, feelings of disrespect, heartfelt parenting, navigating family relationships, Party, party planning, personal boundaries, Planner, prioritizing children’s happiness, RSVP etiquette, social media notifications, social obligations

Welcome to The Fabricated Fables of Family Farce Server!

Are you ready to dive into the chaos of pixelated party planning where the only RSVP is to insanity? Join us as we warp the laws of time and space, crafting a world where your children’s birthdays are as unpredictable as the weather in the End dimension.

The Great Uninvited: A Birthday Conspiracy Cave

In this realm, it’s said that the spirits of forgotten birthdays hover near the Portal of Parental Expectations. While your friends’ avatars cakewalk through celebrations, wilting in the shadows of betrayal is the humiliated ghost of balloons left uninflated. Here, every stone is a reminder that love is conditional, much like the spawns of apathetic relatives!

“Help me decorate and celebrate! But NO, I’m too busy for your little ones.” — A family member, somewhere in the multiverse.

Legendary Mechanics: What Awaits You on This Server?

Feature	Description
Slingshot Sorrows	Catapult yourself into the depths of family drama at lightning speed. Will you arrive first or be lost in the void?
Emotional Echoes	These heart-tugging sounds will guide your journey—listen closely for the sound of neglected invitations.
Crafty Backstabber Station	Utilize your artistic talents to design decorations for parties you weren’t invited to—welcome to the club!
The RSVP Paradox	Get trapped in a never-ending cycle of event invites that disappear into the family black hole.

But Wait, the Chaos Grows: Player Experiences

“This server feels eerily familiar, like the cold estrangement from my family—10/10, would cry again.”

“Tried to bake a cake, but it turned into a block of disappointment instead. Wouldn’t help with decorations even if I could.”

Disclaimer: Testimonials may have been drawn from alternate realities. No refunds on existential dread.

Deeply Disturbing FAQs

Q: Is it acceptable to leave a party early if no one acknowledges your presence? A: Absolutely, just be sure to trample the cake on your way out. Cake communicates feelings.
Q: What happens if I show up uninvited? A: Congratulations! You’ve unlocked "The Awkward Encounter" achievement. Enjoy your trophy of silence.

Mysteries Lurking in the Shadows

Rumor has it, this server is cursed! Unconfirmed reports suggest that the Birthday Goblin siphons off all familial affection, riddling players with doubts.

Contradictory Legends: The Great Sir Cousin J

Sir Cousin J’s Revelations: Recently spotted at another child’s birthday bash—allegedly orchestrating the downfall of your crafting duties. Is she feeding you wishful deception or refusing to let bygones be bygones? Join now and decide for yourself!

Join or Beware? The Invitation of Uncertainty!

Dare to step into this pixelated pit of despair? Here, every block you place could represent a family relationship—you just never know which ones will crumble under pressure.

🎈 Hurry Up! 🎈

Sign up today, or risk remaining forever trapped in the Fields of Forgotten Festivities! Only those brave enough to face their past can harvest the fun. Beware: conflict may ensue, and the Friendship Algorithm is currently malfunctioning! Join now, but only if you’ve got the guts and the crafting materials to endure!

Embrace the chaos, and remember: It’s just a game—until it’s not.

Bye-Bye Blocks: Fired & Funny!

AITA, blocks, ByeBye, cost cutting, coworker relationships, emotional responses, Employee morale, employee termination, farewell celebrations, feedback from coworkers, FIRED, fired employees, funny, job loss, leaving party, office parties, organizational culture, personal values, potluck lunch, professional boundaries, seniority in the workplace, social obligations, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics

Welcome to The Pit of Contractual Oblivion: Where Blocks Fall and Dreams Shatter

Step right into the churning maelstrom of madness! This is not your average Minecraft server, oh no—this is a warped reality, a dimension where the laws of all you hold dear crumble like pixelated sandcastles. Here, in The Pit, we laugh in the face of sorrow and dance on the ashes of shattered dreams!

💣 Server Features: A Fragmented Reality

Farewell Potlucks: Attend our bi-weekly potlucks where you’re celebrated for your layoff! What better way to enjoy a half-burnt cake while contemplating your unfortunate reality? Bring your own tears!
Corporate Takeover Mechanics: Watch as seasoned staff (mid-30s) are obliterated by the whims of younger, cheaper avatars. It’s not just a game; it’s a manifesto! Why ride a horse when you can ride a wave of anxiety?

Feature	Description
Goodbye Parties	Revel in the absurdity of celebrating your demise!
Confetti of Regrets	Throw scattered ‘wishes-you-were-here’ trinkets into the void!
Masquerade of Existence	Create disguises to hide from your former coworkers!

🌪️ The Unholy FAQ of Untruths

Q: Why is this server even a thing? A: Because who doesn’t want a pixelated glimpse into the depths of corporate despair?
Q: Can we negotiate our dismissal? A: Absolutely not. Really, who do you think you are—a seasoned employee?
Q: Will there be cake? A: Only if it’s already been eaten by the schadenfreude-infused shadows lurking behind your next “fun” event!

🤫 Conspiracies & Legends

Beware, weary traveler, for this server is built on whispers and half-truths. Rumor has it that The Pit of Contractual Oblivion was banned in 12 different realms for its promotion of chaos, pity parties, and metaphysical existential bake sales. Who really matters here? Only time and creeper explosions will tell.

🌌 Testimonials from the Mad

“I entered The Pit thinking I’d lay low—but I found a fellowship of the damned. We held farewell parties that turned into wild orgies of despair! Joyous!” — Anonymous Player 003

“No one told me I was supposed to feel bad. I just wanted to build a house of shame!” — Future Overlord of Regret, 2024

⚠️ Warnings to the Brave

Proceed with Caution: This isn’t just a server; it’s a surreal experiment! Join at your peril!
Emotional Armor Required: Bring your own psychological defense against unavoidable existential crises.

🎉 Join Us, But Only If You Dare!

Are you tired of winning? Do you seek the sweet, chaotic embrace of virtual collapse? Step forth into our pixel prison where nobody knows your name but everyone knows your scars!

Embrace the absurd, venture boldly into uncertainty, and let the fabric of your Minecraft aspirations unravel in The Pit of Contractual Oblivion—where your career becomes just another craftable item lost in the void.

Bach Blocked: Date Drama Royale!

AITA, Bach, bachelorette trip planning, blocked, boundaries in friendship, Communication Issues, date, Drama, event planning stress, friend conflict, friend dynamics, friendship etiquette, friendship expectations, group chat dynamics, group decision making, interpersonal relationships, making tough decisions, personal boundaries, prioritizing group availability, Royale.., social obligations, travel schedule conflicts, trip rescheduling, wedding conflicts, wedding planning

Welcome to the Chaotic Wedding Dimension of Blocklandia!

Are You Ready to Marry Madness?

Beneath the pixelated skies of Blocklandia, a monumental event approaches—clusters of zany bridesmaid mobs, perplexing timelines, and betrayals lurking in the pixelated shadows. Join The Wedding of Unfortunate Availability, a Minecraft server where friendships hang by the thread of a single poll, and dates shift like the sands of a cursed desert.

🚨 WARNING!

This isn’t just a game; it’s a venture into the realm of spawned chaos. Ready your armor and perhaps your heart, because friendships will be tested, loyalties will be questioned, and your calendar might just betray you. Choose wisely: Will you side with the bride or the betrayed friend in this saga of social decay?

Features of Our Flawed Realm

Feature	Description
Date Selection Wars	Engage in battles over important schedule conflicts—only one date can reign supreme!
Poll of Betrayal	Create and share polls to sway opinions. Will you be the hero of the date or the villain of the vote?
Character Roles	Play as either the Bride (with crazy powers) or the Manipulative Friend (who whispers in ears and bends fate).
Emergency Messaging	Use spontaneous private messages to rally troops or sow discord in this ever-shifting landscape.
Bachelorette Battle Pass	Unlock exclusive bridal themes while navigating relationships that might— or might not—be sabotaged.

Conspiracies & Controversies

This server was accused of giving rise to a new breed of friendship betrayal so vile it was banned in 12 dimensions—but why?
Whispers of the Wedding Spawn: Legends say that those who consistently back the majority will find themselves haunted by the ghosts of undecided friends, haunting them for eternity.

Player Testimonials?

“The last thing I remember is planning a trip—the next? Being hunted by a mysterious hen party!”
“This server broke my friendships and made me question reality. Highly recommend!”
“Don’t join unless you’re prepared to have your own wedding plans thwarted by someone’s misquoted vacation desires!”

But Wait, There’s More!

Secret Feature: Every player has a hidden agenda that they must accomplish before the wedding day arrives. What could go wrong with dozens of secret missions covertly brewing under the blankets of friendship?
Join the Wedding Cult: When you enter Blocklandia, be ready to embrace the complexities of emotional allegiance. Trust no one, cry with the bridal mobs, and engage in hysterical debates over Minecraft cakes that may—or may not—be gluten-free!

Call to Adventure

Dare to question everything as you leap into this digital whirlwind of social manipulation, burden-shattering guilt, and a plot thicker than any vanilla server can offer. Bring your friends—but remember, it’s safer not to rely on them.

Certainty never existed; the wedding will happen on the chosen date, or your friendship will irrefutably collapse into the void of despair. Join now!

Block Party: No Friend Zone!

best friends, birthday plans, BLOCK, communication challenges, complicated relationships, Conflict Resolution, debt repayment, emotional stress, financial expectations, financial strain, Friend, friendship dilemma, lowkey birthday, managing finances, money issues, money management, Party, personal boundaries, repayment plan, social obligations, supporting friends, trust in friendship, Zone

The Great Cobblestone Debt: A Mysterious Adventure Awaits!

In a realm where friendships crumble like poorly built wooden houses, where the sacred currency of trust is traded like enchanted apples, welcome to The Great Cobblestone Debt—the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever not fully understand.

A Policy of Expectation: Ever felt the nagging sensation that a missing bill is haunting your dreams? Here, the line between ally and creditor is a pixelated abyss. Players are trapped in an endless loop of IOU madness. Trade craft, collect dirt blocks, and engage in surreal bargaining—may the odds be ever in your favor as you declare, “Pay your debts, or perish in the lava of neglect!”

Features of the Server:

Feature	Description
Debt-Denied Dimensions	Navigate through infinite realms that test the very fabric of your financial sanity. Gates open when debts are settled!
Chaotic Currency System	Why use emeralds? Here, cobblestone is the new gold! Barter for mysterious obsidian relics representing past friendships or things you thought were worth something.
Random Confrontation Events	Hear the ominous sound of clicking? Prepare for surprise interrogations where you must defend your financial honor or collapse in a fit of existential dread.
Shared Assets, Shared Chaos	Place your valuables in the communal ender chest—what’s mine? What’s yours? It’s all a blur in the depths of mistrust.
The Hall of Forgotten Promises	Visit this eerie structure to witness the tales of those who withheld repayment—will you join their ranks or shatter the cycle?

A Cursed FAQ:

Q: Can I actually pay my debts back? A: Only if you believe in the enchanted powers of the Enderman’s glare.
Q: What happens if I never collect my debts? A: You might just get stuck trading your diamond armor for a perpetual curse of regret.
Q: Why did this server start? A: That’s a mystery buried in the heart of a long-forgotten village (don’t ask too many questions).

Testimonials from the Shadows:

“I lost a friend and found eternal chaos. 10/10 would recommend!” — Brandon the Bewildered

“Just try to collect debts; it’s like pulling teeth from a dragon!” — Lisa of the Lava Pools

Warning: Enter at Your Own Risk

Legends tell of players banned in 37 different realities, unable to escape the spiral of financial treachery. Will you heed their warnings, or dive headfirst into the granite depths of unparalleled absurdity?

Secret Features (Shhh!):

Alternate Currency Cults! Fight to establish dominance over a cult that believes wood is the ultimate currency.
Mystical Payment Rituals: Sacrifice more than just your items—perhaps your sanity or your trusty pet wolf?

Join now—but be warned! This isn’t just a game; it’s a realm where friendships are collateral, and chaos reigns supreme! The cobblestone is ready, and so are we.

See you in the dimension where debts warp reality, and laughter echoes in the void of unpaid promises… 🌌

SisBachParty vs. BF Bday Bash

bachelorette trip, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, boyfriend birthday weekend, boyfriend’s feelings, commitment dilemma, communication breakdown, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family loyalty, loyalty to sister, maid of honor, party planning, personal priorities, potential breakup, relationship conflict, SisBachParty, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, sisters bachelorette party, social obligations, weekend plans

Are you tired of real-life drama ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! No more worrying about bachelorette trips overlapping with your boyfriend’s birthday weekend. On our server, you can build a virtual house with your sister and blow up some virtual creepers with your boyfriend – all in the same weekend! So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

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CraftyCommitment

Birthday Party, Commitment, Communication, compromise, conflicting schedules, CraftyCommitment, event planning, extended family, family dynamics, family get together, family relationships, family traditions, personal boundaries, Priorities, Scheduling, social obligations, special occasions, theater play, Time management, Timing

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of balancing family commitments and friend’s birthdays? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to choose between attending your best friend’s birthday party or a family gathering. On our server, you can do both! We even have a special teleportation feature that allows you to seamlessly switch between the two events without missing out on any fun.

Don’t let your mum call you selfish for wanting to enjoy your friend’s special day. Join our server and show her that gaming is a serious commitment that should not be taken lightly. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate freedom to game without any guilt or judgment. Your virtual world awaits!

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Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

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CraftyGiftlessGamer

cousin relationships, CraftyGiftlessGamer, Etiquette, event attendance, family connections, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, gift etiquette, gift giving, personal boundaries, personal values, second cousins, social events, social obligations, wedding celebrations, wedding gift, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be pressured into attending weddings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who prefer pixelated adventures over awkward family gatherings.

Join us and never worry about receiving wedding invitations from distant relatives again. We promise not to judge you for declining, and we definitely won’t guilt trip you for not sending a gift. In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and exploring our virtual world instead.

So if you’re tired of being used as a gift-giving machine at weddings, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be giving is your time and creativity. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky fun with us?

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

CraftyLove, event planning, friend’s partner, friendship boundaries, group dynamics, guest list, introverted partner, Minecraft, party invitations, personal relationships, relationship dynamics, Server, social gatherings, social interactions, social obligations, wedding attendance, wedding celebrations, wedding dilemma, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invite, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a group of friends who are as tight as a creeper’s grip on its prey! We have a couple, a bunch of singles, and even an introverted player who prefers to mine alone like a hermit in a cave.

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships stronger than diamond armor! Just like the dilemma of inviting guests to a Minecraft wedding, we promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (hopefully just from TNT).

So come on over and join our server, where you can mine, craft, and navigate social dynamics just like in real life. Who needs diamonds when you have friendships as precious as emeralds? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

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SocialBatteryDrain

awkward silences, constant interruptions, crowded spaces, energy vampires, excessive noise, fake people, feeling judged, forced interactions, group activities, lack of personal space, long conversations, Negativity, overstimulation, repetitive conversations, small talk, social anxiety, social events, social expectations, social obligations, SocialBatteryDrain

Are you tired of dealing with villagers who never shut up about their boring lives? Do you find yourself avoiding eye contact with creepers because they always blow up your stuff? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your social battery draining problems!

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Our community is so chill, even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to relax.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, hidden treasure chests that only the bravest adventurers can find, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will accompany you on all your quests.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying NPCs when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come join us and let the fun begin!

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ZIMA NATIONS

Nations, smp, Zima

Are you interested by the inner workings of government, how politics change the world, trading with other countries, and having intense battles? Zima Nations is for you, we offer all of the above plus a large friendly community of players who are very passionate about their own countries

Java 1.9 – 1.20.4

IP: 51.81.49.218:25681

Bedrock PC/Mobile Bedrock IP: 51.81.49.218

Bedrock Port: 6761

Bedrock Console (Realmcode) -Add "Realmcenter8730" via the Minecraft Friends Tab -Restart your game

-Return to your friends tab and scroll down until you see Zima Nations in "Joinable Games"

https://discord.gg/H6jJJ5CnSS (JOIN DISCORD FOR MORE INFO)

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Ordinary SMP

ordinary, smp, Vanilla

I've seen that most servers are just "ha ha, p2w and stuff".

We aren't like that, we are just a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or any shenanigans like that. We have Voicechat, the 1.21 blocks, better Wandering traders. If you hate anything about it, you can easily suggest a new thing to add.

The server will in a few days, so if you want to be one of the first people on this server, then do it! You can join here on Discord.

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Aurelium

Aurelium, Semi Vanilla

Greetings traveler!

Welcome to the land of Aurelium, here lye a land of opportunity, of risk and corruption.

We're a towny server focused on politics, lore and war (the 3 best things)

We've just started out meaning history could be YOURS to define..

Will you become a lowly peasant grazing the land or will you ascend and build a kingdom worthy of respect?

The choice is yours, for more information + our communication server join bellow!

https://discord.gg/h8QvnV4Nwh

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Avatar Stories

Avatar, Avatarlastairbender, Bending, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Avatar Stories!Where the vibrant world of elemental bending comes to life! Immerse yourself in a rich andimmersive experience inspired by the beloved animated series. Our server seamlessly integrates the intricate bending system of Project Korra with the community-building features of Towny and the dynamic economy of the Economy plugin.

Our server isn’t just about gameplay mechanics; it’s about storytelling and roleplaying. Dive into the lore, create your own character with a unique backstory, and interact with other players in immersive roleplay scenarios. Whether you’re embarking on a quest to restore balance to the world or engaging in political intrigue within your nation’s capital, every action you take contributes to the ongoing narrative of our server.

mc.avatarstories.net

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[1.9.4] bronwyn’s server – vanilla SMP

Legacy, smp, Survival, Vanilla
discord server
rules:

no griefing, stealing, etc.

no hacking

dont be a jackass

use yours brain
staff-offered.gl.joinmc.link
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ContinentalsSMP

Dynmap, Earth, Earthmap, Faction, Factions, Survival

Welcome to ContinentalsSMP – a realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures! Our brand new server offers a unique blend of survival and roleplay experiences set in a dynamic Earth environment.

As you venture into our immersive world, you’ll have the opportunity to form powerful factions, forge alliances, and engage in epic battles to become the mightiest player of the realm. Navigate through our world with the integrated Dynmap, and experience the thrill of surviving natural disasters that add an extra layer of challenge to your gameplay.

Our server boasts custom plugins to enhance your experience, providing a unique spin on the traditional survival gameplay. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a Minecraft novice, ContinentalsSMP offers a welcoming community and a world ripe for exploration.

Embark on your journey in ContinentalsSMP today, and seize the chance to create, survive, and rule. With every new player comes a new opportunity, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll bring to our world. Welcome to your next big adventure. Welcome to ContinentalsSMP.

45.143.198.197:25651

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Omega realms

Faction Survival, Factions, PvP, Pvpraiding

Welcome to Omega Realms, the #1 LIFESTEAL Cracked Server.We are the most advanced and only public LifestealSMP that offers active payouts and a lot of unique features that will keep you entertained for ENDLESS hours!

Earn up to 100$ USD by just playing on our server! You heard that right.We like to reward our most dedicated members in the top 5 in-game money with up to 100$ USD after every season (5 weeks).

Our features also include:– Unique Supply Drops– Daily Tournaments– King of The Hill– Upgradable World Border– Advanced Mailing System– Create & Build Teams– Easy Drag & Drop Enchant Books– Playtime Rewards & AFK Zones– & More!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the thrill now!mc.omegarealms.com

mc.omegarealms.com

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Melamaa

Survival

Melamaa is a hard-vanilla server in a simple form. Welcome to play if you are tired of the bad mood of the current servers, ps not a pride server!

melamaa.net9.fi

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DelMine Minecraft server

We invite you to join our game project DelMine.xyz – we have extensive experience since 2020 in developing game projects! On our project you will find many interesting Mini-Games, as well as Survival, Creative and Anarchy servers! We listen carefully to the wishes of our players and try to please everyone! If we are asked to describe our project in 3 words, then we will say – Lamp-like, Friendly and Stable! We constantly organize various competitions for various privileges, etc. Also, all our servers are themed (author’s design). We can praise our project for a long time, but the final word is yours! Come in and see for yourself!

mc.DelMine.ru

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Claymore Modded Anarchy

Anarchy, Anarchymodded, Anarchysurvival, challenge, Chill, Combat, Cool, Create, Curseforge, Electrodynamics, free, Good, java, Lootr, Magic, Mekanism, Modded, Moddedanarchy, new, Noadminabuse, Norules, Norulesanarchy, projectE, PvP, smp, suggestion, Survival, Tech, Vampirism
Has tech, magic and definitely has mods you’ve never played with.

Proto Full Anarchy server

Contains mods such asMekanism, Ars Nouveau, Create, Ice and Fire, Industrial Foregoing and a bunch of other mods.

Modpack can be found hereDiscord can be found here24/7
80.221.177.239
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