Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.
And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!
Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!
Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.
So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”
Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.
Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.
Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.
Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.
Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!
Are you tired of society judging you for harmless age differences? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number! We welcome players of all ages, whether you’re 18 or 80. No judgment here, just block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly high school girl who loves to prank players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks? Join now and show society that age is just a number in the world of Minecraft!
Imperium Populi Towny is a 1.20+ server that allows you to join on any version you would like to play on. The server has jobs with job perks when you get to a certain rank, a Towny-based claiming system, crates, server events, and a wonderful community to go alongside the server while we continue our journey to grow our server and make it an overall fun time for the new players that join.
The YEAHWHAT?! server is a small creative and survival minecraft community.
The server runs the fantastic Spigot server wrapper which includes many plugins used for land ownership, economy, and anti-grief, as well as new commands and features.
We also have a Nations Roleplay, in which countries trade with eachother, fund constructions, and compete against eachother on the survival world. This is voluntary and not required.
Gameplay wise, the server includes 4 main worlds: a survival economy world, a creative freebuild and plot lands, a world dedicated for Mobarenas and a Nations RP in the old survival world, where you can join or create a country!
We also run a forum at http://forums.yeahwh.at/
Our team of active staff members is regularly in-game to assist you.
SmessieCraft is a cosy Minecraft network with both Dutch as English messages sent by the server.
You can choose your language by using the command /language on our network.
Join now and discover the kind community behind this network!
IP: Play.SmessieCraft.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmessieCraft
Facebook: https:/bfb.com/SmessieCraft
Discord: https://Discord.SmessieCraft.com
Welcome to ApotheosisCraft ! We’re a Towny survival server with experienced staff and a friendly atmosphere! Some of the server features include a kit 1v1 arena, GriefPrevention, Sign Shops, McMMo, and a server Shop with some free goodies! My goal for this server is to make a nice place that’s relaxed and fun to play on, so I’m always adding little things to the server, Just for fun. . Some of the basic rules are:
ZironeNetwork is a fun, existing, and unique experience. We have a wide range of gamemodes for you to play. Our servers are extremely fast and well setup, you shouldn’t get any lag while playing on our network.
KitPvP, Factions, Skyblock, Infected, OITC, Badlands, Prison, Creative, and Survival
We are a server with multiple worlds to suit multiple playstyles.
As well as a community looking to expand into various games.
Minecraft was the birth of many friendships for us and we want to keep that alive.
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Our Multiverse worlds are as follows:
Lobby – A world where new players join into and can immediately play from
Survival – A chaotic world where basically anything is allowed from griefing to stealing and pvp.
Creative – A creative mode world that is generated superflat for testing, or just building to the fullest potential.
Freebuild – Survival mode world with no pvp or greifing for you to build in and play minecraft.
Events – this world is not yet complete but will host mini games and various events in the future.
Skyblock – A world that literally is skyblock, not much else to say about it.
We have many ways of rolling back a grief and checking for said grief, along with an experienced and friendly staff.
With the lack of a White-list you can join now and easily play!