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  • PineapplePartyFun

    PineapplePartyFun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing pineapple shorts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rhinestone pineapples, upside-down misconceptions, and the possibility of swinging with other Minecraft players (just kidding… or are we?).

    Our server is a place where you can express yourself through your fashion choices, whether it’s pineapple shorts or diamond armor. Embrace the sparkle and shine as you explore our virtual world filled with surprises around every corner.

    So, are you ready to show off your pineapple shorts at our next virtual birthday party? Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing upside down is the pineapple on your shorts. Let’s swing into action and create unforgettable memories together.

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  • WingWaster2021

    WingWaster2021

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

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  • AssCraft: Not Vegan-friendly!

    AssCraft: Not Vegan-friendly!
    join our epic minecraft server where eating ass is considered a vegan activity! we have a whole ass-eating competition every saturday where the winner gets a diamond sword! plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure if you offer it a sacrifice of cooked porkchops. come join the fun and see if you can survive the ass-eating madness!

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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck on a plane with annoying kids and their Baby Shark obsession? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no crying children or repetitive songs in sight!

    Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. No more death glares from parents or demonic tunes haunting your dreams. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky wonderland.

    Forget about being judged for speaking your mind – on our server, colorful insults are not only allowed, but encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the Baby Shark nightmare. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite song to play on repeat (hint: it’s not Baby Shark).

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  • PhoneSnatchRageCraft

    PhoneSnatchRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respect? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no one will ever sneakily record your adorable virtual children without your permission!

    Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you can build, explore, and battle without the fear of someone invading your personal space. Our server is equipped with anti-spying technology to ensure that your virtual offspring are always protected.

    Don’t let creepers creep on your pixelated kids – join our server today and game in peace! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a virtual family.

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  • FutureBanList

    FutureBanList
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what will be illegal in 25 years! We have a crystal ball that predicts the future laws, and trust us, you won’t believe what’s in store. From riding pigs without a permit to building houses taller than the Eiffel Tower, this server is a lawless land where anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures before it’s too late!

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  • OpenStallPeeing

    OpenStallPeeing
    so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

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  • JavaJerkNoPay

    JavaJerkNoPay
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family road trips? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll never know what to expect – just like when your SIL brought you TWO iced coffees instead of the hot one you asked for. Will you have to Venmo her for the coffee? Who knows!

    With a community as unpredictable as your family dynamics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and experience the drama, the laughs, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just remember, always expect the unexpected – just like when your SIL shows up with the wrong coffee order!

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  • Blocky Booty Call

    Blocky Booty Call
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have one night stands with blocks and mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your one night stand needs. Whether you’re into creepers, zombies, or even villagers, we’ve got it all!

    Join our server for a wild night of blocky passion and adventure. Build a cozy love nest with your new blocky lover, or go on a romantic stroll through our pixelated landscapes. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a stack of dirt!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a night of unforgettable blocky romance. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

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  • SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

    SaltySMP – Judging Normalities
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

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