So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.
we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.
so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.
Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.
Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?
So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!
Are you tired of boring old dating apps and awkward blind dates? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, love is in the air! Our players have found all sorts of creative ways to date, from building romantic candlelit dinners under the stars to going on virtual adventures together. Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?
Join our server and you might just find yourself falling head over heels for a player who can build the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and virtual fireworks. Love is a block away on our server, so come join us for a date night you’ll never forget!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like waiting in line at Walmart? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about standing in virtual lines again. Our community is all about efficiency and fun, no time for unnecessary waiting!
We promise you won’t encounter any passive-aggressive players muttering under their breath about your checkout choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to build, explore, and create without the fear of being called out for skipping the line.
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Are you tired of being the old creepy grandpa in class? Looking for a new adventure where you can mingle with legal teenage pussy (18+)? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe all incels are just slightly overweight! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where skinny virgins are a rare sight.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of incels discovered our server and decided to join forces to build the ultimate fortress to protect their precious waifus. Little did they know, a group of chads were lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge them to a build-off like no other. The battle was epic, the builds were insane, and in the end, friendships were formed that transcended the boundaries of skinny vs. slightly overweight.
So come join us on our server, where incels and chads unite in the name of Minecraft glory. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world where anything is possible!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where American republican women are on a mission to seduce and conquer German boys! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure as we navigate through the twisted minds of these women who are determined to make their mark on the world, one unsuspecting boy at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you witness the chaos unfold between these unlikely pairs, but you’ll also have the chance to build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom. Will you align yourself with the American republican women or will you join forces with the German boys to take them down?
With endless possibilities and outrageous scenarios, this Minecraftserver is like no other. So come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is happening here. Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have post games where girls have canonicaly pubes! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. Our server is the only place where you can witness such a wild and crazy phenomenon.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington. Our server is like a wacky dream come true, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that every woman is meant to be “FUCKEDRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY”! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and consensual, of course.
Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you’ve never fucked a bitch before because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of crazy players who are always up for a good time. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground club where you can show off your mining skills and impress the ladies (or gents)!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if you’ve never fucked a bitch before, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool kids out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of mutant llamas, mine for diamonds in a bottomless pit, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, who will challenge you to a duel for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our totally insane world? Join us today and let the craziness begin!
Forget about traditional methods, on our Minecraft server, we settle who’s the alpha male by having an epic build-off challenge! That’s right, whoever can construct the most impressive castle in the shortest amount of time gets to wear the crown (literally, we have a virtual crown in-game). So if you think you have what it takes to rule the land, come join us and show off your building skills!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey filled with epic builds, llama conspiracies, and the quest to become the ultimate alpha male (or female, we don’t discriminate)!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because this server is like a wild party that never ends!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that shoots out diamonds instead of carts, and even ride on the backs of dragons while fighting off evil llamas with laser eyes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of gold or get teleported to a secret disco party in the sky.
So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in taking Minecraft to a whole new level of insanity. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
Family friendly vanilla server for survival play but pvp is enabled so be prepared to protect yourself. We use Towny and McMMo so check it out. We have a shop so you can buy what you need.
SSG is a factions pvp raidingserver . We make it our priority to give you the best possible pvp experience that minecraft has to offer.
We have pvp oriented plugins to enhance the traditional minecraft style of pvp such as the ever popular plugin Mcmmo.
The staff is extremely fair and friendly they will assist you in everyway possible except they will not spawn items or help to abuse another player.
SSG accepts both new and veteran minecraft players.
Join today and and claim your spot as the top Faction!
Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!
Faction:
Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!
Creative:
Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!
Rpg:
Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!
This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla)
You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.
Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.
Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!
We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.
Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!
Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!
Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!
Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.
We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you ๐