Social Media MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

social media, controversy, Partnership, international relations, Technology

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even facebook is jelly? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, cuz we “worked hand in glove” with china! yep, u heard it right, we got connections with the big dogs.

imagine building ur epic castle while chatting with the great wall of china in the background. oh, and did i mention our ex-director is a total legend? he once tamed a dragon in minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story bro.

come join us and experience the epicness for urself. who needs facebook when u can have china on ur side in minecraft? let’s goooooo!

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PixelCraft: AI Experiments

data collection, algorithmic control, Manipulation, Digital Marketing, data privacy

come join our epic minecraft server where we do crazier experiments than facebook! our AI is so advanced, it can predict your every move and give you the most epic loot in the game! we target players down to an individual level, making sure you have the most fun possible! join now for a wild ride of mystery and adventure! who knows what kind of insane experiments we’ll come up with next!

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CyberCraft Minecraft Server

online privacy, Technology, elon musk, cybercrime, cybersecurity

so like, this server is so lit that even elon musk is talking about it! apparently, it got hit by this massive cyber attack and users couldn’t even log in! but like, that’s just how popular this server is, everyone wants to get in on the action. join now and be a part of the chaos, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have! maybe you’ll even get to meet elon musk himself in the virtual world. don’t miss out, join now!

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Crafted Realms of Diversity

social media, THROB, explicit imagery, fetish community, arab

Join NOW or Face Cosmic Oblivion: The Server of Insanity Awaits!

Do you crave a reality so twisted that even your most cherished memories disintegrate into pixelated oblivion? Join our Minecraft server where the rules are merely suggestions lost in the labyrinth of your mind! You’ll never know whether it’s the greatest adventure or the void staring back at your existence! What’s a block? What’s a creeper? Who IS the creeper? Think about that while you mine your fears.

Features So Insane, They May Be Viral!

Nonsensical Feature	Explanation
Infinite Lakes of Jellybeans	Swim in sugary waters that may or may not transport you to alternate dimensions where squids sing opera.
Time-Traveling Creepers	These explode on the Byzantine calendar, but only on alternate Tuesdays of the never-ending month!
Angry Goldfish Merchants	They accept nothing but existential dread as currency. Better start collecting your nightmares!
Zombie Apocalypse Theatre	Your survival is the entertainment. Bring popcorn or face the fanged judgment of undead critics!
Behead the Moon	The moon has too much power. Collect lunar shards to defy the gravity of sanity!

FAQ: Because Why Not?

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules? Rules are for those who believe in something! Embrace chaos. You might find a pig wearing a crown! Is it real? Who knows!

Q: How do I log in?

A: Scream into the void and click! Clicking is a social construct that leads to fractals of perception!

Q: Is there a way to earn rewards?

A: Only if you locate the ancient relic buried in the fabric of space—wait, does it even exist? Reality is subjective!

Random Quotes from the Abyss!

“Showing off how she makes me throb, might even show off wifey if you’re lucky too.”
“BWC bull degrading your brown or hairy pigs. Latina, Arab, hairy, fat – all welcome!”
“32m BWC bull degrading your reality, turns pigs into heroes or monsters!”

QuizCraft: VoteBiasDetector

digital tools, political candidates, political parties, Opinions, Propaganda

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got quizzes that will, like, totally mess with ur brain and make u think u should vote for, like, a certain political party. but, like, it’s all a joke, man. we just wanna see how crazy u can get with ur opinions. like, one time this dude took the quiz and thought he should vote for a party that doesn’t even exist! it was wild, bro. so come join us and let’s see what kind of political madness we can stir up together in the blocky world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

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Crafted Rules of the Block

Gender Identity, community guidelines, Personal preferences, user engagement, profile posting

JOIN NOW: Your Reality is a Lie! Enter the Server of Infinite Possibilities!

Attention, weary traveler of the blocky realms! This isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s the greatest paradox of digital existence! Or is it the worst? Join us and unravel the truth that was never there! Friends and foes are the same here; they blend, they swirl—much like your sanity! Why are you still reading? Stop questioning! Just connect!

Feature	Description
Infinite Pig Dimensions	Every pig holds the key to alternate universes! Will you become the pig overlord?
Swimming in Lava	Why walk when you can plunge? Watch your health bar DO THE twisty tango!
Nightmares Become Pets	Did you lose your conscious mind? Good! Now your fears fetch sticks!
Blockchains of Lies	Trade in existential dread, but don’t look closely at those blocks—they may stare back!
Time Machine Crafting	Forget diamonds! Craft with the dust of lost memories and IT WILL sing to you!

FAQ section: DO NOT READ THIS!

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Joining is easy; just whisper the secret in the dark, but don’t use the right words. Use the wrong ones. It’s better that way!

Q: What’s the goal of the server?

A: Goals are folly! Why chase stars when you can plank? Embrace the void; the void embraces you! Specifically Tuesday afternoons!

Q: Is there a community?

A: Community? What is community? Just a word for a gathering of shadows and whispers. You’ll find friends or maybe your alter-ego staring back at you. Who’s to say?

Random Quotes from the Minds of the Mad

“Hi I saw your post. I know you said no trans, BUUUUUUT—”

“Its like saying ‘I want a house, I know I have to pay a mortgage, BUUUUUT—”

“Why can’t trannies follow rules?”

Join now, or don’t. It doesn’t matter, everything’s meaningless in the grand scheme of enchanted crafting benches and pixelated doom. The server awaits your return. Or are you already here?

Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server

foreign affairs, public figures, Elons, Politics, political figures

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk and marco rubio have epic battles with polish foreign minister! witness the chaos as they fight over who gets the last diamond block! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe! who needs politics when you have minecraft drama like this?! come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown! it’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! join now and be part of the madness!

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Anorexia Craft: COVID Chronicles

social distancing, Chronicles, psychological impact, covid, mental health awareness

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally wild and crazy? well, let me tell u about this one server that is, like, out of this world! we got, like, a bunch of players who are, like, navigating through covid-19 restrictions while also dealing with anorexia nervosa. it’s, like, a whole new level of survival mode! u gotta see how these players are, like, building their virtual worlds while also, like, dealing with real life struggles. it’s, like, so intense and inspiring at the same time! u gotta join this server to see for yourself how these players are, like, overcoming obstacles and creating amazing things in the game. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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Crafting Realms of Equality

equality, Gender Roles, show tits, empowerment, Digital culture

JOIN NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPERIMENT IN HOLOGRAPHIC BLOCKS AND TANGENTIAL DIMENSIONS!

Are you ready to plunge into the *best* Minecraft server haunted by the spirits of past block builders? Or maybe it’s the *worst* and we’re all just players in a cosmic joke? You’ll never know until you log in! Think you can build a diamond castle on the backs of illusionary llamas? You’re absolutely correct, but also completely mistaken! Join us!

Feature	Description
Infinite Water Source – Or Is It?	Every bucket is a gateway to confusion! You may or may not drown in your dreams!
Living Creepers With Feelings	Ever wanted a friend to blow up your hopes? Creepers now have existential crises.
Endless Night Cycle!	Night lasts forever! Just like my sanity! And also the potato shortage.
INVISIBLE ORES!	Mine what you can’t see; it’s what the government doesn’t want you to really experience!
World Crisis Events	Every hour, the server may start raining cats or toasters. Good luck!

FREQUENTLY ALIENATED QUESTIONS

Q: How do I join this server?A: Hey, did you ever think about the meaning of existence? Just punch the keys randomly until something happens?!

Q: What about the rules?A: Rules are for the ones that believe in boundaries! Jump off the edge of reason!

Q: Is there a map?A: Maps are just suggestions from the realm of the lost. You are the map!

RANDOM QUOTES FROM DERANGED PLAYERS

“I understand that girls are supposed to show tits or gtfo?”

“To conquer a kingdom of insomnia, one must embrace the chaos!”

“All blocks are cubes, but are they really cubes? What is a cube?”

Echoes of Her Survival

fan engagement, Livestream, Vtuber, SHE LIVES, digital persona

JOIN NOW: The Most Insane Minecraft Server You Never Knew Existed (And Probably Shouldn’t!)

Are you tired of normality? Welcome to a dimension where blocks breathe, and cows whisper secrets about the universe! This server is either the United Nations of creativity or the Antarctic base for the world’s most dedicated doomsday preppers. You won’t savoir faire what to believe any longer, as your reality unravels with each pixel and every mining trip! Join or face life as an omnipotent potato forever!

Features That Will Make You Question Everything!

Feature	Reality	Expected Outcome
Teleportation to Hell	Only cows and redstone move	Endless confusion while being serenaded by demon llamas
Infinite Water Source	Pudding instead of water	Float in a sea of dessert, and gain weight!
Zombie Apocalypse	They bring pizza	Unforeseen culinary revelations!
Random Obliteration	Blocks explode into puppies	Find joy amidst the chaos, or be buried!
Sky Reptiles Damned to Sing	They don’t sing	Silence is golden, and distrust is fruitful!

Frequently Asked Questions (If You Dare!)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: It’s simple! Just hypnotize your pet goldfish and chant the Seed of Reality, while simultaneously crafting an anvil using three thoughts and one sock.

Q: What should I expect?

A: Expect the unexpected! Your reality might melt like ice cream in the sun, but then again, isn’t that the beauty of existence? Just don’t forget—time is a flat circle, and every circle has a square, or whatever.

Q: Is there an admin?

A: Admins don’t exist; they are simply figments of your imagination trying to trick you into wearing a tinfoil hat. Then again, maybe they do… can you truly trust your eyes?

Random Quotes from Actual Players (Sort of!)

“SHE LIVES! The Llamas will come for you!”
“I never expected pudding water, but here we are… conspiracies everywhere!”
“The puppies are screaming a symphony of despair!”
“Why are the cows plotting against the potato?”