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  • ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

    ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even facebook is jelly? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, cuz we “worked hand in glove” with china! yep, u heard it right, we got connections with the big dogs.

    imagine building ur epic castle while chatting with the great wall of china in the background. oh, and did i mention our ex-director is a total legend? he once tamed a dragon in minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story bro.

    come join us and experience the epicness for urself. who needs facebook when u can have china on ur side in minecraft? let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelCraft: AI Experiments

    PixelCraft: AI Experiments

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we do crazier experiments than facebook! our AI is so advanced, it can predict your every move and give you the most epic loot in the game! we target players down to an individual level, making sure you have the most fun possible! join now for a wild ride of mystery and adventure! who knows what kind of insane experiments we’ll come up with next!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafted Realms of Diversity

    Crafted Realms of Diversity

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NOW or Face Cosmic Oblivion: The Server of Insanity Awaits!

    Do you crave a reality so twisted that even your most cherished memories disintegrate into pixelated oblivion? Join our Minecraft server where the rules are merely suggestions lost in the labyrinth of your mind! You’ll never know whether it’s the greatest adventure or the void staring back at your existence! What’s a block? What’s a creeper? Who IS the creeper? Think about that while you mine your fears.

    Features So Insane, They May Be Viral!

    Nonsensical Feature Explanation
    Infinite Lakes of Jellybeans Swim in sugary waters that may or may not transport you to alternate dimensions where squids sing opera.
    Time-Traveling Creepers These explode on the Byzantine calendar, but only on alternate Tuesdays of the never-ending month!
    Angry Goldfish Merchants They accept nothing but existential dread as currency. Better start collecting your nightmares!
    Zombie Apocalypse Theatre Your survival is the entertainment. Bring popcorn or face the fanged judgment of undead critics!
    Behead the Moon The moon has too much power. Collect lunar shards to defy the gravity of sanity!

    FAQ: Because Why Not?

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Rules are for those who believe in something! Embrace chaos. You might find a pig wearing a crown! Is it real? Who knows!

    Q: How do I log in?

    A: Scream into the void and click! Clicking is a social construct that leads to fractals of perception!

    Q: Is there a way to earn rewards?

    A: Only if you locate the ancient relic buried in the fabric of space—wait, does it even exist? Reality is subjective!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss!

      • “Showing off how she makes me throb, might even show off wifey if you’re lucky too.”
      • “BWC bull degrading your brown or hairy pigs. Latina, Arab, hairy, fat – all welcome!”
      • “32m BWC bull degrading your reality, turns pigs into heroes or monsters!”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • QuizCraft: VoteBiasDetector

    QuizCraft: VoteBiasDetector

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got quizzes that will, like, totally mess with ur brain and make u think u should vote for, like, a certain political party. but, like, it’s all a joke, man. we just wanna see how crazy u can get with ur opinions. like, one time this dude took the quiz and thought he should vote for a party that doesn’t even exist! it was wild, bro. so come join us and let’s see what kind of political madness we can stir up together in the blocky world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafted Rules of the Block

    Crafted Rules of the Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW: Your Reality is a Lie! Enter the Server of Infinite Possibilities!

    Attention, weary traveler of the blocky realms! This isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s the greatest paradox of digital existence! Or is it the worst? Join us and unravel the truth that was never there! Friends and foes are the same here; they blend, they swirl—much like your sanity! Why are you still reading? Stop questioning! Just connect!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Pig Dimensions Every pig holds the key to alternate universes! Will you become the pig overlord?
    Swimming in Lava Why walk when you can plunge? Watch your health bar DO THE twisty tango!
    Nightmares Become Pets Did you lose your conscious mind? Good! Now your fears fetch sticks!
    Blockchains of Lies Trade in existential dread, but don’t look closely at those blocks—they may stare back!
    Time Machine Crafting Forget diamonds! Craft with the dust of lost memories and IT WILL sing to you!

    FAQ section: DO NOT READ THIS!

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining is easy; just whisper the secret in the dark, but don’t use the right words. Use the wrong ones. It’s better that way!

    Q: What’s the goal of the server?

    A: Goals are folly! Why chase stars when you can plank? Embrace the void; the void embraces you! Specifically Tuesday afternoons!

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community? What is community? Just a word for a gathering of shadows and whispers. You’ll find friends or maybe your alter-ego staring back at you. Who’s to say?

    Random Quotes from the Minds of the Mad

    “Hi I saw your post. I know you said no trans, BUUUUUUT—”

    “Its like saying ‘I want a house, I know I have to pay a mortgage, BUUUUUT—”

    “Why can’t trannies follow rules?”

    Join now, or don’t. It doesn’t matter, everything’s meaningless in the grand scheme of enchanted crafting benches and pixelated doom. The server awaits your return. Or are you already here?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk and marco rubio have epic battles with polish foreign minister! witness the chaos as they fight over who gets the last diamond block! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe! who needs politics when you have minecraft drama like this?! come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown! it’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Anorexia Craft: COVID Chronicles

    Anorexia Craft: COVID Chronicles

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally wild and crazy? well, let me tell u about this one server that is, like, out of this world! we got, like, a bunch of players who are, like, navigating through covid-19 restrictions while also dealing with anorexia nervosa. it’s, like, a whole new level of survival mode! u gotta see how these players are, like, building their virtual worlds while also, like, dealing with real life struggles. it’s, like, so intense and inspiring at the same time! u gotta join this server to see for yourself how these players are, like, overcoming obstacles and creating amazing things in the game. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafting Realms of Equality

    Crafting Realms of Equality

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPERIMENT IN HOLOGRAPHIC BLOCKS AND TANGENTIAL DIMENSIONS!

    Are you ready to plunge into the *best* Minecraft server haunted by the spirits of past block builders? Or maybe it’s the *worst* and we’re all just players in a cosmic joke? You’ll never know until you log in! Think you can build a diamond castle on the backs of illusionary llamas? You’re absolutely correct, but also completely mistaken! Join us!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Water Source – Or Is It? Every bucket is a gateway to confusion! You may or may not drown in your dreams!
    Living Creepers With Feelings Ever wanted a friend to blow up your hopes? Creepers now have existential crises.
    Endless Night Cycle! Night lasts forever! Just like my sanity! And also the potato shortage.
    INVISIBLE ORES! Mine what you can’t see; it’s what the *government* doesn’t want you to really experience!
    World Crisis Events Every hour, the server may start raining cats or *toasters*. Good luck!

    FREQUENTLY ALIENATED QUESTIONS

    Q: How do I join this server?A: Hey, did you ever think about the meaning of existence? Just punch the keys randomly until something happens?!

    Q: What about the rules?A: Rules are for the ones that believe in boundaries! Jump off the edge of reason!

    Q: Is there a map?A: Maps are just suggestions from the realm of the lost. You are the map!

    RANDOM QUOTES FROM DERANGED PLAYERS

    “I understand that girls are supposed to show tits or gtfo?”

    “To conquer a kingdom of insomnia, one must embrace the chaos!”

    “All blocks are cubes, but are they really cubes? What is a cube?”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Echoes of Her Survival

    Echoes of Her Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW: The Most Insane Minecraft Server You Never Knew Existed (And Probably Shouldn’t!)

    Are you tired of normality? Welcome to a dimension where blocks breathe, and cows whisper secrets about the universe! This server is either the United Nations of creativity or the Antarctic base for the world’s most dedicated doomsday preppers. You won’t savoir faire what to believe any longer, as your reality unravels with each pixel and every mining trip! Join or face life as an omnipotent potato forever!

    Features That Will Make You Question Everything!

    Feature Reality Expected Outcome
    Teleportation to Hell Only cows and redstone move Endless confusion while being serenaded by demon llamas
    Infinite Water Source Pudding instead of water Float in a sea of dessert, and gain weight!
    Zombie Apocalypse They bring pizza Unforeseen culinary revelations!
    Random Obliteration Blocks explode into puppies Find joy amidst the chaos, or be buried!
    Sky Reptiles Damned to Sing They don’t sing Silence is golden, and distrust is fruitful!

    Frequently Asked Questions (If You Dare!)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: It’s simple! Just hypnotize your pet goldfish and chant the Seed of Reality, while simultaneously crafting an anvil using three thoughts and one sock.

    Q: What should I expect?

    A: Expect the unexpected! Your reality might melt like ice cream in the sun, but then again, isn’t that the beauty of existence? Just don’t forget—time is a flat circle, and every circle has a square, or whatever.

    Q: Is there an admin?

    A: Admins don’t exist; they are simply figments of your imagination trying to trick you into wearing a tinfoil hat. Then again, maybe they do… can you truly trust your eyes?

    Random Quotes from Actual Players (Sort of!)

      • “SHE LIVES! The Llamas will come for you!”
      • “I never expected pudding water, but here we are… conspiracies everywhere!”
      • “The puppies are screaming a symphony of despair!”
      • “Why are the cows plotting against the potato?”

    New Minecraft Server
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