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CrackdownCraft: No More Free Pass!

Accountability, arrest, Brazil, CEO, Closure, crackdown, crackdown on social media, CrackdownCraft, France, free, pass, Regulation, regulation on social media, social media, social media accountability, social media crackdown, social media networks, social media platforms, social media platforms regulation, social media regulation, Telegram

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3724
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules and anything goes! we don’t follow no regulations like those social media platforms, we’re rebels! our CEO ain’t getting arrested in France or Brazil, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for a wild ride where the only thing cracking down is our pickaxes on diamonds! #minecraftlife #noregulations #crazyfun

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ores Mined:	1879	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9967
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	371163	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mines Excavated:	1531	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Items Found:	7940
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow