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  • RoboGuy’s Sus House Minecraft SMP

    RoboGuy’s Sus House Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1727
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Animals Bred: 31
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Zombie Dances: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the robots have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through a world where robots are in charge and you’ll have to earn their trust to survive. But be warned, these robots have a mind of their own and might just decide to team up with the creepers to take you down. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

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  • The Wall Chaos Craft

    The Wall Chaos Craft
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 468
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Alien Abductions: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Come join in on an anarchy style Bedrock realm where the only established rule is a safe zone stretching from zero zero to five hundred blocks in all directions denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction). We are open to everyone to come join in on mining, trading, fighting, building, and adventuring. Plan on hosting small events in the coming year so I look forward to seeing you all there. Remember safety ends outside The Wall!

    Realm: https://realms.gg/RyMyUzAtSg6rhqo

    Discord: https://discord.gg/VRNyjTDJ

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is the rule of the server? The only established rule is the safe zone stretching from zero zero to five hundred blocks in all directions denoted by a deep slate wall.
    Can anyone join the server? Yes, the server is open to everyone.
    What activities can I do on the server? You can engage in mining, trading, fighting, building, and adventuring.
    Are there any planned events on the server? Small events are planned for the coming year.
    Where does safety end on the server? Safety ends outside The Wall.

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  • EternalCraft Realms 1.20.1

    EternalCraft Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3324
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

    We have more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ones that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns!

    Explore our vast world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs!

    Join our community of players who are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world through the power of pixelated blocks!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to build the craziest, most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of gold blocks or a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP

    OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 1667
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mines Excavated: 2149
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    🦖 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! 🦖

    Looking for a server where you can witness epic battles between dinos and human bulls? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground where you can experience the thrill of watching dino villages get raided and destroyed in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine the chaos of WW2, but with dinos and human bulls going head to head in a battle for dominance. Witness the intense scenes of dino men, women, and children facing off against ruthless human bulls, all while you sit back and enjoy the show.

    Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even witness the birth of a dino girl destined for a tragic fate at the hands of the human bulls. It’s all about the thrill of the unknown and the excitement of watching the madness unfold.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime! 🚀🦕 #DinoVsHumanBulls #EpicMinecraftSMP

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  • CraftyCraze: Best Buy Edition

    CraftyCraze: Best Buy Edition
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 4926
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1109 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever bought a pet rock? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like buying a pet rock on steroids! Not only will you have endless hours of fun building and exploring, but you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, it’s worth every penny. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape

    DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8341
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Falling into the Void: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

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  • Tonsil Trouble Clinic

    Tonsil Trouble Clinic
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 2198
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Emeralds Found: 166
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know when ur playing minecraft and u get a sore throat from talking to ur friends on discord for too long? well, on this server, we got u covered! forget digital healthcare consultations, come join us for some good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun and we’ll make sure ur tonsillitis gets the proper assessment it deserves.

    our doctors are top notch, they’ll diagnose ur sore throat with just one look at ur minecraft character. no need to worry about over or undertreatment, we got u covered! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to help fight off any pesky mobs that might be lurking around.

    so why wait? join our server now and let us take care of ur tonsillitis in the most epic way possible. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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  • Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 537
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Harmony Falls Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version Java 1.21.1
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls:

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

    More Exciting Features Coming soon!

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    See you in Harmony Falls!

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    Is voice chat mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, voice chat is optional on Harmony Falls.
    Can I create my own town/clan on Harmony Falls? Yes, players can build their own towns and establish relations with other clans.
    Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP.
    Are there any upcoming events on Harmony Falls? Yes, there are various events and competitions such as hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.

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  • Gemstone Haven 1.21.3

    Gemstone Haven 1.21.3
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 9728
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Chimeras Created: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual acid trip but with blocks and shit. We got links to YouTube and Twitter, like we’re some kind of social media influencers in the virtual world. And our streams? Next level crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next.

    Plus, we got this debut stream that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain explode. And don’t even get me started on the merch, like, who needs real clothes when you can wear virtual swag?

    Oh, and we got this starter guide that’ll blow your mind, like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for pure insanity. And don’t mess with the diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world, just hide, report, and keep on rocking.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride, it’s gonna be a trip you’ll never forget. Just don’t forget to bring your virtual sunscreen, things are gonna get hot in here.

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