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Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

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Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

RareGingerEyes Minecraft Server

beauty standards, cultural perceptions, divine plan, evolutionary biology, eye color, genetic diversity, genetic mutations, God’s creation, hair color, human variation, Minecraft, natural selection, non-brown eyes, physical traits, rare characteristics, RareGingerEyes, Rarity, red hair, religious beliefs, Server, spiritual significance, Unique Features

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic brown-haired, brown-eyed Minecraft players out there? Do you crave the spotlight and want to stand out like a majestic unicorn in a sea of horses? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and show off your rare red hair and non-brown eyes like the beautiful, unique snowflake that you are. God must have been feeling extra creative when He made you, so why not flaunt it in the virtual world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, players with red hair and non-brown eyes have special powers and abilities. Some say they can shoot fireballs from their fingertips or summon mythical creatures to do their bidding. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and let your rare features shine bright like a diamond. Who needs brown hair and brown eyes when you can be a one-of-a-kind masterpiece in the world of Minecraft?

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Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

#youtube, Aleco, Arena helper, Battlegrounds Season 8, Blockstone, Builders, Cora, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Fearless Patch, Hearthstone, Hearthstone General, HSG, Meta report, Minecraft, News, Official Website, patch notes, shadow puppets, smp, statistics, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Wholesome content, Wiki

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

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Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

age well, aging, bandana top, battle, Boyfriend, cussed, dress for age, emotionally immature, family, Girlfriend, insulting, Jealousy, mental state, mom, old hooker, oxygen, pill addict, Royale.., sexy outfits, standing up, Support, surgery

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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NukeCraft: Putin Panic

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military standoff, Nuclear Plant, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Panic, Politics, putin, Putin’s Response, Russian, scrambles, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server cuz Putin is shakin in his boots as Ukrainian forces be creepin up on a nuclear plant. like bruh, u gonna miss out on all the action if u don’t hop on this server. we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now before u miss out on all the fun and Putin’s next meltdown.

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ClassicBlock

Adventure, Community, Creative, customizations, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Our Skyblock Server!

We are a Skyblock server created normal players. Each season, players compete for the coveted Island Top. The top player earns a special rank for the next season, showcasing their achievement.

In ClassicBlock, players can purchase ranks with in-game currency earned through gameplay. Engage in battles and a special mob arena, with challenges and rewards based on your rank. Additionally, explore special crates filled with exciting items!

When we created our Classic Block Skyblock server, simplicity was our priority. Our goal is to provide an experience where you can just jump on and play, while still enjoying a touch of competitive fun.

classicblock.mc.gg

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Wasteland Minecraft

Active owner, Citizens, Custom, Denizen, Economy, future updates, Griefdefender, Job, Laid back environment, Land Claim, Level up skills, MCMMO, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planned features., PvP, Relaxing, Rewards, scripted, Survival, Vote, Wasteland Minecraft

Relaxing survival. A laid back environment with an active owner. Claim land with GriefDefender, level up your McMMO skills, get a Job, vote for rewards!

Lots planned for the future – multiverse, custom denizen stuff, scripted citizens.

wastelandmc.ddns.net

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Welcome to the land of sugar and spice, where diamonds are our currency. Join the sweet chaos of MCSUGARS SMP 1.21!

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MCSugars Server Overview

IP:	mcsugars.com
Discord:	https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8
Description:	MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).
Features:	You can claim land, create player warps, set up chest shops, and strive to become the richest player on the server.
World Border:	50,000 blocks
Map Size:	10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock IP:	bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock Port:	19132

FAQ

1. How do I deposit or withdraw diamonds?

You can deposit or withdraw diamonds to your balance using the commands /deposit and /withdraw.

2. How do I claim land?

To claim land, use the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the on-screen instructions to claim your desired area.

3. Can I create player warps?

Yes, you can create player warps for other players to come visit. Make sure to set up your warp location and name it appropriately.

4. How can I set up a chest shop?

To set up a chest shop, go to your warp location and place chests with items for sale. Players can then interact with the chests to purchase items.

5. What is the goal of the server?

The goal of the server is to become the richest player by accumulating wealth through various means such as selling high demand items and engaging in the diamond economy.

Eyes of the HoloEn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to compete in epic eye competitions where only the most holoEn eyes will reign supreme. Forget about building houses or farming crops, here it’s all about showing off your eye game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of virtual YouTubers (/vt/) who are always up to some shenanigans. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring the server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to have the best eyes in the land. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

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