social media humor Minecraft Servers

social media humor Minecraft Servers

  • ZHumorCraft

    ZHumorCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 473
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 121 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Votes: 5685 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Enchanted Isles 1.20.3

    Enchanted Isles 1.20.3
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 3318
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Votes: 1850

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is straight-up bonkers! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! It’s like a fever dream, but in Minecraft form! Plus, the mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and enter the wacky world of pure insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DishDrama Minecraft Server

    DishDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3629
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication! Just like the dysfunctional family in the story above, we thrive on chaos and drama. Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of passive-aggressive dishwashing disputes and unresolved conflicts over household chores.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and witness the epic saga of the never-ending pile of dishes that will make you question your own sanity. Will you be the hero who steps in to save the day, or will you add to the chaos by refusing to do any dishes at all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also offers thrilling adventures like navigating through a maze of dirty laundry and surviving the treacherous terrain of the cluttered living room. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have the thrilling challenge of avoiding stepping on Legos in the dark?

    So join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of clear communication and compromise…or you might just end up throwing your computer out the window in frustration. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GodchildGamerCashDenier

    GodchildGamerCashDenier
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 122
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises just like this crazy story! Who knows, maybe your ex-friend will show up in-game with her son and grandmother looking for gifts or money. Will you be prepared to handle the drama and chaos? Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history! Remember, you never know what to expect on our server, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalPicks Minecraft SMP

    ParentalPicks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 3512
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Votes: 7482
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created?! Well, let me tell you why you should join our server, bro.

    First of all, our server is run by a bunch of crazy dudes who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but their bare hands. Yeah, you heard me right, bare hands! And they did it all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, Fluffy breathes fire and likes to eat raw fish. Don’t ask us how we got him, it’s a long story involving a magic potion and a talking mushroom.

    So, if you wanna join a server where the sky’s the limit and the only rule is to have fun, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DessertCraft 3000

    DessertCraft 3000
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 4086
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7277 Gods Slained: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you dream of a world where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the trees bear candy instead of fruit? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the land is made of cake and the sun shines with sprinkles! Build your own dessert kingdom and battle against evil broccoli monsters who are trying to ruin all the sugary fun. Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out marshmallows! So what are you waiting for? Join us and satisfy your sweet tooth cravings in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • zygomc

    zygomc
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8026
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Crops Grown: 7678 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Potions Brewed: 192
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 929360 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Animals Bred: 194

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ZygoMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Join our thriving community where creativity, teamwork, and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a competitive PvP player, or just looking to relax and explore, there’s something for everyone here.

    mc.ahjin.online:23050

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7142
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Votes: 6315 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    Brief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    a6.storymine.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Upgrade Dust Settlement 1.21.2

    Upgrade Dust Settlement 1.21.2
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 1311
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 879785 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, forget about CC, come join this Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you high fives instead of blowing you up!

    We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, villagers that breakdance for emeralds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons DJing.

    You won’t find any boring old upgrades here, just pure chaos and fun! Plus, our diamond armor is bedazzled with glitter and rainbows for that extra fabulous protection.

    So ditch CC and join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many buckets of lava).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HackLifeMC SMP

    HackLifeMC SMP
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8106
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 223
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing ever! We have so many epic life hacks that will blow your mind. Like, did you know that if you put a pumpkin on your head, creepers won’t even see you? It’s like you’re invisible or something, it’s crazy! And if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll never get attacked by zombies again. It’s like they’re scared of bling or something, lol.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps us fight off any griefers that try to mess with us. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? Let’s go build some ridiculous monuments and have the time of our lives! #YOLO #MinecraftFTW #LifeHackz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PizzaCrafters

    PizzaCrafters
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3617
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Emeralds Found: 901
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings like pepperoni and mushrooms? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza topping for every block! Want to top your pizza with diamonds and emeralds? No problem! How about a sprinkle of creepers and zombies? We got you covered! Join our server for the most outrageous pizza toppings you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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