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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4188 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 73 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 455 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of unique conditions! Join us if you have an overproduction of earwax like our admin (27M) who has to do the earwax dance every other day. 🕺💦
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! 🏰👂
Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. 😂😂
Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! 🤝👂
So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? 😆👂🎮
