Welcome to the server where clocks tick backwards and diamonds are actually toaster pastries! We’re all about Minecraft, but sometimes we accidentally place creepers in the soup! Join us, or be consumed by the purple llamas of despair!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Flying Pigs | All players gain the ability to fly, but only during a full moon while standing on one foot. |
| Banana Armor | Completely useless but makes you feel fruity! Also, it may explode upon equipping. |
| Time Travel Block | Construct a block that sends you back one minute and four seconds. Use wisely, or lose your hands! |
| Cursed Watermelon | Eating this may summon a band of penguins who will sing your deepest secrets. |
| Invisible Creepers | They don’t exist, but you can hear them whispering behind you. Scary, right? |
| Endless Chicken Petting Zone | All pet chickens must wear hats or they become unresponsive. It’s the law! |
“The spaghetti fell from the sky, and I thought I was flying!” – Timmy forgot his name.
“If I see one more flying pig, I swear I’ll trade my soul for a taco!” – Anonymous Potato.
“Banana armor just saved my life from a rogue toaster!” – Melvin the Cucumber.
“I tried to pet invisible creepers, and now I’m stuck in limbo.” – Lost and confused.
If the clock strikes thirteen, remember: the spaghetti will not save you. Trust the soup, and never, ever pet the invisible creepers. They are watching…
Join us and help us create a world where everyone is equal and poverty is just a distant memory. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare loot that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the revolution against inequality in the world of Minecraft! Let’s show those rich players who’s boss!
Yo, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of your mundane life in the real world? Do you wanna escape to a place where the only injustice is that Creepers don’t get hugs? Well, lemme tell ya about this Minecraft SMP where the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is your neighbor’s potato farm running out of fertilizer!
Picture this: one day, you log in, and BOOM! You find out the ancient secret of the Golden Pickaxe – it gives you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands (okay, maybe not that one, but we like to pretend). Last week, Timmy built a rollercoaster that leads straight to the Nether, and halfway through you get blasted with fireballs but, like, in a super chill way. You just grab your cocoa beans and ride through the chaos.
We’ve got a pet llama that tells knock-knock jokes, and if you hear the punchline, you get a free diamond every Friday! No one even knew what a diamond was until Steve looked in a mirror and said, “Wow, I’m fabulous!” Then all the mobs started dropping them. Crazy, right? And the other day, Jerry accidentally spawned 10,000 chickens during the eclipse, causing a chicken apocalypse! We’re still trying to eat our way out of that one.
And don’t even get me started on the legendary story of the “Unkillable Villager.” He roams the land stealing your beds and laughing while you cry – we think he might be a hacker. Chase him down, and if you can catch him, you might get a FREE potato salad recipe passed down from Steve’s great-great aunt! Who needs justice when you can have salad?!
Join now, and if you think your username is cooler than “DirtLord9000,” you might get a special role! Maybe. Or you’ll just get a pat on the back from our esteemed council of chickens. Trust me, this server is where all the cool kids (and some weird ones) hang out, and we definitely don’t believe in Minecraft physics because, like, who needs them?
So grab your diamond pickaxe (or a stick, no judgment here) and join the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft experience of your life! Seriously, where else can you get trapped in a block of ice and become the next Ice King while fighting off a zombie army armed with rubber ducks? I’ll tell you where – it’s here! Come join us, or risk drowning in your own boredom!
we have rainbow sheep, pride parades every saturday, and a secret underground bunker where we plot our revenge against the homophobic creepers. come join us and be a part of the most fabulous resistance movement in all of minecraft history!
plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the dance-offs and pixelated fireworks. so grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild adventure to protect the LGBTQ+ community from those pesky terrorists. let’s show them that love always wins, even in the blocky world of minecraft.
and, like, if you join, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and, like, turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
also, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but, like, be careful what you wish for because one time someone wished for a million diamonds and got crushed by them.
so, like, join this server if you want to have the most epic and craziest time of your life, dude.
🌍🏰 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server of all time! Why join us, you ask? Let me hit you with a couple of absurdly hilarious reasons that’ll have you crafting your way to glory faster than a creeper can blow up your house! 💥✨
Epic Resource Wars: Ever wondered what would happen if the ender dragon’s hoard of emeralds somehow ended up in the hands of a pig? Well, we’ve got a legendary tale for you! Join us as we battle it out in the “Rich vs. Poor” arena, where piggy banks just might hold the key to your fortune—if you can defeat the Pigs of Wealth first! 🐖💰
The Great Block Party: Complain about the state of your block? Let’s throw a block party! Swing pickaxes and party like it’s 1999 while gathering resources from every corner of the server! Rumor has it, if you place a cake on the stage during the festivities, a magical unicorn will show up to give you infinite diamonds. I mean, who wouldn’t want to bring joy to a mythical creature? (Disclaimer: unicorns may not exist, but the cake is definitely real!) 🍰🦄
Giant Creeper Conspiracy: Do you believe in the theory that the government has been infiltrated by… CREEPERS? Join our secret society of Minecraftians hunting down “The Exploder’s Club,” a krew of creepers set on thwarting our foundation of democracy (or whatever it is we build in Minecraft)! The reward? A secretly coded book that gives you a lifetime supply of TNT! (Just don’t blow up too much… or do. We’re not here to judge!) 🎆😱
Relationship Therapy with Villagers: Tired of breaking your pickaxe while digging for love? Dive into the VALLEY OF VILLAGERS where they hold the key to understanding relationships in Minecraft! Participate in their “Date Night” events, where they trade love potions for emeralds! From steamy creeper romance to the complicated love triangle of two villagers fighting over a single pumpkin pie, we’ve got the drama you crave! 🥧💘
So, if you’re ready for a server where insanity meets creativity—join us for the ride of your pixelated life! Adventure awaits, and we’re pretty sure you’ll have some legendary ‘porkchop’ moments! 🥓✨
we have unicorns that poop rainbows, and llamas that can breakdance better than you. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the sun itself.
if you want to be part of a community that is as crazy as a box of frogs, then this is the place for you. we have players who can build entire cities in a day and others who can tame the wildest of wolves with just a wink.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe.
IP: xxx.WakeUpAndDance.xxx
our server is like, the ultimate place to get woke AF while also being red-pilled to the max. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft.
join us and become part of the woke-red-pilled community, where we discuss deep topics like why creepers are actually misunderstood beings and how diamonds are secretly controlling the economy of the minecraft world.
plus, we have the most epic events and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.
so what are you waiting for? come join us at: WokeRedPilled.About.WokeRedPilled
see you on the flip side, my woke-red-pilled comrades!
Cans, Chaos, and Crafting: Minecraft Server
Ever wonder what it’s like to chase ethereal dreams while crafting digital phantoms? Well, put on your soggy socks and grab a rubber chicken because the Quantum CanServer has just unleashed madness into the pixelated void!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Random Can-Eating Monsters | These beasts will consume any cans you collect. Great way to reduce clutter, we think! |
| Reality-Distorting Dimensions | Step into worlds where gravity is a suggestion and logic is a myth! |
| Invisible Lava Pools | Who needs visibility? Find out the hard way if you fall into the unseeable abyss! |
| Teleportation via Sock Puppets | Just slap a sock and you’re somewhere else. Where? No one knows. Not even the sock! |
| Screaming Ender Cows | These cows erupt with existential screams that may or may not haunt your nightmares. |
| Unlimited Inventory of Sadness | Carry emotional baggage as a permanent feature—no refunds! |
“The pigeons in my basement sing opera while I mine. Truly revolutionary!”
“I thought my sandwich was talking to me. Turns out it was just my blocky friend.”
“Last night, I dreamt I was an enderman. I woke up with a slice of pizza in my hand. Best server!”
“Cans are the future of our dystopian existence. Long live the can revolution!”
Just remember, the boundaries between the known and the unknown are as thin as a spider’s tears. If you hear whispers in the blocks, or if the cans start rolling away, RUN. The CanServer watches, always.
And whatever you do, do NOT collect the purple cans. They will tell your secrets to the universe!
| Key Features | Community-focused server |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Authentic survival experience with additional Plugins and Datapacks |
| Community Aspects | Chill, respectful environment for adult players |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Draconicraft SMP? | Draconicraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server for Java players aged 18+ with a focus on community building and long-term world expansion. |
| What makes Draconicraft unique? | The world expands with each Minecraft update, allowing players to work on large projects without the fear of resets. |
| What plugins and datapacks are used? | Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Bundles, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info. |
| Key Features | Java/Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Survival multi-player | |
| Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes | |
| Safe Server initiative to protect young players | |
| Player-run economy with an active shopping area | |
| Community | An active and loving Discord community |
| Website | https://craftingforchrist.net/ |
| Discord | https://craftingforchrist.net/discord |
The server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
Yes, the rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat.
Yes, Crafting for Christ is a family-friendly and kid-safe Minecraft server.
You can join the server by visiting our website and following the instructions provided.
| Key Features | Medieval high-fantasy setting |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | SMP-RP with collaborative roleplay and worldbuilding |
| Community Aspects | PvP reserved for friends and roleplayers, opt-in/opt-out wars |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the theme of the server? | The theme is “Man versus Nature” where players must overcome environmental challenges. |
| Are RPG game-features included? | No, the server focuses on collaborative roleplay and worldbuilding. |
| Can players opt-in/opt-out of PvP? | Yes, PvP is reserved for friends and roleplayers, with the option to participate in wars. |
| Key Features | Hermitcraft-style server |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Classic vanilla+ survival experience |
| Community | Mature, friendly, and 18+ player base |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted. |
| What is the minimum age requirement? | Players must be 18 or older to join. |
| Are there any OP or creative privileges? | No, no one has OP or creative mode. |
| What kind of plugins and datapacks are used? | Minor QOL/administration plugins and datapacks for small tweaks. |
| Key Features |
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| Gameplay Mechanics |
Players can build empires, claim territory, engage in diplomacy or wars, develop economies, trade with others, and explore diverse biomes in a custom-generated map. |
| Community Aspects |
Join a community of like-minded players, form nations, forge alliances, and compete for power and prestige in a vibrant, ever-changing world. |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join Aldara? | Simply connect to the server using the provided IP address. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, please refer to our website for the server rules and guidelines. |
| Can I suggest new mods or features for the server? | Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord server. |
| Key Features | Events, skits, battles (PVP+PVE) |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Java, Fabric, 1.20.1, Modrinth |
| Community Aspects | Looking for content creators, goal to grow viewership |
| Discord | Join Discord |
A: Scuffed SMP is a Minecraft server that hosts events, creates skits, and features battles for players.
A: The server uses Java Edition on version 1.20.1 with Fabric and Modrinth.
A: Join the Discord server using the provided link to connect with the community and potentially become a member.
| Key Features | Vanilla+ SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Java Version 1.21.5 with plugins and datapacks |
| Community Aspects | Friendly and relaxed atmosphere |
| Discord | Join Discord |
To join the server, visit our Discord and answer the entry questions.
The server runs on Java Version 1.21.5.
Yes, there are plugins like GriefProtection, Death Chest, Armor Statues, and Mini Blocks.
Despite the plugins, the server stays close to Vanilla Minecraft.
The server owner is Fookinoli.
| Key Features | An SMP turned Nations server with over half a decade of history |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Working ships and planes, building empires, and quaint bases |
| Community Aspects | A friendly staff team and a community-focused environment |
| Plugins | Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Server IP | 51.222.134.236:25641 |
A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
A: Plugins include Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
A: Yes, Marthia Nations has a friendly staff team to assist players.
| Key Features |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Events hosted every weekend, Mayor elections every month, optional modded server available (Integrated Minecraft). |
| Community Aspects | Whitelisted, close-knit community reminiscent of hermitcraft-like servers. |
| Server Address | play.barebonesmp.com |
| Discord Link | https://discord.gg/barebonesmp |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been online? | Over 5 years with 24-7 uptime. |
| What plugins are used for gameplay enhancement? | Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, and more. |
| Is there a map reset schedule? | Map was reset on Jan. 10th, 2025. |
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
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| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Online In-game Map | View Map |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions? | Yes, cross-play is supported without needing a Java account. |
| What difficulty level is the server set to? | The server is set to hard difficulty. |
| Are there any custom gameplay mechanics? | Yes, the server features custom enchantments and a bartering economy system. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. |