we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.
so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.
and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.
so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?
we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.
plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses to a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, our players’ creativity knows no bounds.
And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, look no further than our chat. You’ll never know what kind of wild conspiracy theories or heated debates about the best way to build a house you’ll stumble upon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!
